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kuro
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bri'ish
chronically uncool
shoutout to the guy on my train in his 30s-40s with an ssd filled with a metric piss ton of anime rips that he was watching by hooking it up to his ipad
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
no Illumination, two minutes of unedited movie footage with trailer music is not a trailer
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Star Wars is insane bcs you can fixate on a random background character as a joke then realise they have a whole ass backstory and canon like Max fucking Rebo
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
following on from the butt album cover thing, I'm all for sex positivity and art as a means of expression and allat

I think there just gets a point where it's not about that and it's just outrage farming / bait for clout

shi just gets tiring man
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Cat in your dream 🐾
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Pluribus fckn slaps vravo bince
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I hear more people talking about the butt album cover than the music itself

I mean it did what it was intending to do so I can't be mad but it's clearly a testament to the music yk
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
tempted to make suit paws but ordering fur would cost more than some cheapass ones. worth it or nah?
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
find November the most interesting month for first-time watches, it's in between two months I force myself to watch seasonal stuff so I just find the most out of pocket things
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
bsky getting kinda boring low-key. who wants to join me and migrate to Truth social
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I hate the fact that the human centipede is somehow the benchmark for disturbing cinema when it's really only a handful of minutes that are that bad

you jus look like a weirdo if you say "yea actually the human centipede wasn't that bad"
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
imagine gaslighting your audience into believing so much bullshit about a game that you singelhandedly become responsible for its broken canon and as a result make it to Hollywood
MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
October 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
maybe I will try drawing furry art every day to see if I can teach myself
October 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
broke: renaming Apple TV+ to Apple TV

woke: renaming Apple TV+ to Severance, You're Just Here For Severance Let's Be Honest
October 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
not my irls liking gay furry comics on Insta,,, chat how do I stop the pipeline
October 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
it was real :(
another Taylor Swift album cycle, another leaked lyric I hope to God is fake

the Charlie Puth line still makes me shake
October 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
another Taylor Swift album cycle, another leaked lyric I hope to God is fake

the Charlie Puth line still makes me shake
October 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
spooky
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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new single called "luke" out on friday 🎵
lazypines.bandcamp.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
had a double take and thought I'd left my Switch volume on while I was playing Balatro on the train

turns out the person behind me was also playing Balatro

this generation is something else
September 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
god I miss when green flavoured meant mint and not Dubai Style Hellspawn that sets you back a mortgage
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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kitty kat bad guys
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
completely unrelated to recent news but you should totally stream my song Paracetamol (acetaminophen/tylenol for you yanks) :3

kurokuro.bandcamp.com/track/parace...
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
no idea if this is some intentional reverse-psychology marketing bullshit but all the negative press surrounding Him makes me want to see it more 😬
September 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
maybe I will make bread
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM