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Dario Landazuri
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I feel like this is you.
Text above reads: My Mom on Thanksgivingv Please don'tbtouch the deviled egga that are in the fridge. They're fpr the guesta. Me: (a picture of a snake eating an egg whole)
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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A simple drawing of a turkey in light brown from the front on a brown background. The turkey appears to be wearing a bandanna in an “outlaw” style covering its beak. Its eyes are narrowed/slitted as if it’s angry. Above the turkey are the words: THANKSGIVING Gravy, Stuffing, Cranberry Below the turkey on a dark brown area is the caption “OCCUPY NOVEMBER”
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Long and strange day.
Two pictures side by side. On the left, under a caption of "how it started" a man with a white beard and mustache wearing sunglasses in a white shirt holds a yellow flag. On the right, under a caption of "how it's ending", the same man in a black shirt and regular glasses holds a violin.
November 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Marshal post 20A - my office for today (and the past couple days) at the #USGP. #COTA
A panoramic view of the track from marshal post 20A at Circuit of the Americas.
October 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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The Goodyear Blimp flying past the top of the Tower at Circuit of the Americas. The sky is cloudy and gray.
September 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Seen on the way out to station this morning.

#WEC #COTA #LoneStarLeMans #GoodyearBlimp
The Goodyear Blimp flying past the top of the Tower at Circuit of the Americas. The sky behind is cloudy and gray.
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Yoinked from www.reddit.com/r/behindtheb...
A cartoon of the iconic figure of Death, a skeleton in a worn black robe with a hood. Death is playing a "Claw"-type arcade prize game, where the claw has reached down into a crowd and pulled up a single person. The top caption reads: "James Dobson?" The bottom caption reads: "Finally! I got one!"
August 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Finally got the last parts I needed to assemble my mini rack. Now my office is a little tidier/more organized.
An empty 10" mini computer rack sitting on a table in front of a window. Various other devices and tools are in the background. A filled 10" mini computer rack on a shelf. It has an ethernet patch panel, an ethernet switch, a Dell mini computer, and a Synology NAS in it. There are 4 blue and 1 green ethernet patch cables connecting the patch panel and switch. A filled 10" mini computer rack on a shelf. It has an ethernet patch panel, an ethernet switch, a Dell mini computer, and a Synology NAS in it. There are 4 blue and 1 green ethernet patch cables connecting the patch panel and switch. On the shelf above the rack are a stuffed Moopsy and Domo-Kun. This all sits in front of a wall painted in green.
August 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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IT LIVES!!!
A working Palm Treo 700P sitting on a wooden desk.
July 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Dug these out of a box after having a conversation about them with coworkers.

While the Pre boots and runs, touch does not seem to work. I suspect the Treo would run if I could find a charging cable.
A Palm Treo 700P and a Palm Pre sitting on a dark brown wooden desk. A Palm Pre with a usb cable connected to it. The Pre is opened, showing its keyboard. The Pre has also been booted and its screen is on, showing a wallpaper of a beach.
July 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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A picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian, sitting cross-legged. A caption at the bottom of the image reads "Conan approves"
July 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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@evilmopacatx.bsky.social @averytomascowx.bsky.social Looks like a malfunctioning but trying to work Austin Rain Dome...
A picture of the radar around Austin, TX around 5:53PM on Sun, 6 Jul 2025. It shows rain on Austin's west, north, and east "borders", but not the south. And none on Austin proper.
July 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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A pelican looming over a woman in an SPCA sweater while looking her in the eye. The caption reads: "WHAT YOU DID THERE I SEE IT".
July 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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A picture of Grand Moff Tarkin, a gaunt grey-haired man in an olive high-collared uniform jacket, from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, with Darth Vader standing behind him. Above the picture is the text "When a program starts responding after you open task manager". At the bottom of the picture is the caption of Tarkin saying "Fear will keep them in line."
June 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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@joshrevell.bsky.social this was offered to me on the Google Play Store... 😆
A screenshot of the Google Play Store showing a(n ad/)suggestion for "Manus AI".
June 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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A 6 panel comic frequently used as a meme. Panel 1: a blond woman in a pink dress puts a medal over the head of a man with short cropped hair in a blue and white jacket. Panel 2: The man bites the medal put around his neck. Panel 3: The man kisses the woman while grabbing her butt and leaning her backwards. Panel 4: The man yells jubilantly while displaying both his middle fingers. Panel 5: The man continues to yell jubilantly while spraying a bottle of champagne. Panel 6: Other men in 1st through 6th place on the podium look down at the man spraying himself in the face with the champagne.
May 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Huh. This sounds familiar...
A movie poster for the 1982 movie "The Thing". A dark figure dressed in a parka with a fur hood and bright white light flaring out of the space where the head/face would be. The figure is standing in front of a kaleidoscope-like geometric pattern with what appears to be blowing snow around its lower legs. Above the figure is the caption "The ultimate in alien terror". Below the figure is the title "THE THING" with other movie-related credits below it.
March 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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College hockey!

(Denver vs Colorado College NCHC quarters game 2)

I haven't been to a hockey game, college or otherwise in years)
A view of the players doing warmups before the game from behind the ADA seating areas between sections 4 and 5 of Magness Arena at Denver University. A view of the players doing warmups before the game from row 29 section 6 at Magness Arena at Denver University.
March 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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A pelican looming over a woman in an SPCA sweater while looking her in the eye. The caption reads: "WHAT YOU DID THERE I SEE IT".
March 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I made Drive to Survive again! 😆
A picture of Netflix's Drive to Survive Episode 9 paused. A section of the whole screen is shown. In the center of the screen you can kinda see a fat man in a blue jumpsuit holding a red and white umbrella. I am that fat man.
March 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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A framed cross stitch - a Kansas Jayhawk mascot on a white background. Underneath in red and blue are the words "rock chalk motherfucker".
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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It depends, I guess, on how you're accessing Bluesky. I just use a web browser, so I'd just click on the "Show full thread" link right above my last comment in the screenshot.

If you're using the app on your phone, I imagine it'd be similar, but I don't know for sure.
February 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Hm.
A snippet of a website saying "You purchased this edition on March 23, 2015."
February 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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A black and white still from Conan the Barbarian with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan sitting cross-legged. The caption says "CONAN APPROVES".
February 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Taken from Twitter because I can't find it here to reskeet.
A tweet from @twilsita that reads: "BREAKING: calamity ganon becomes inaugurated and takes residence of the white house" There is a picture of the White House with the reddish-black swirl of Calamity Ganon around it it similar to how Hyrule Castle looks in Breath of the Wild.
January 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM