Kundibert
@kundibert.bsky.social
No reason to worry, it's all fine! Only calm and sunshine, here!
"It's the warp coupling again, isn't it?" [counts how many rations it will cost this time]
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"It's the warp coupling again, isn't it?" [counts how many rations it will cost this time]
Many traditions of Shiba Inuism actually originated from Corgmas. Think only of the annual circle sniffing or all the Corgmas treats!
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Many traditions of Shiba Inuism actually originated from Corgmas. Think only of the annual circle sniffing or all the Corgmas treats!
Oh, please don't get my hopes up!
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh, please don't get my hopes up!
I could babble onto you about the morphological similarities or genetics but you know it's because of God! He created him this way and we shouldn't question him! At least until the end of the term.
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I could babble onto you about the morphological similarities or genetics but you know it's because of God! He created him this way and we shouldn't question him! At least until the end of the term.
Everyone but my lawyer! He's the old male with one front tooth the grey patch on the buttcheek.
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Everyone but my lawyer! He's the old male with one front tooth the grey patch on the buttcheek.
It's a plastic surgery freudenfest!
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's a plastic surgery freudenfest!
Everybody wins something, even if they loose. And if it's only a bit of wisdom.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Everybody wins something, even if they loose. And if it's only a bit of wisdom.
The permanent accessibility of sexual content and the intensity of porn creates a hyperreality that makes the sexual reality feel tedious and unsatisfying.
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The permanent accessibility of sexual content and the intensity of porn creates a hyperreality that makes the sexual reality feel tedious and unsatisfying.
Caipirinhas are my single source of vitamin C.
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Caipirinhas are my single source of vitamin C.
Looks like Frank Zappa rose from the grave just to confirm that you can die like a rockstar while being stone-cold sober.
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Looks like Frank Zappa rose from the grave just to confirm that you can die like a rockstar while being stone-cold sober.
Oi, swine are very intelligent and empathetic beings. That's not what they deserve!
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Oi, swine are very intelligent and empathetic beings. That's not what they deserve!
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you′re awake
He knows if you′ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake
🎶🦌🎶
Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I′m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He knows when you′re awake
He knows if you′ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake
🎶🦌🎶
Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I′m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you′re awake
He knows if you′ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake
🎶🦌🎶
Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I′m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He knows when you′re awake
He knows if you′ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake
🎶🦌🎶
Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I′m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Let me try: most snake species gather once a year in a venomous death ball of doom to extinguish all their foes from their habitat.
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Let me try: most snake species gather once a year in a venomous death ball of doom to extinguish all their foes from their habitat.
90s were crazy, man. I bet it was Hubba Bubba!
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
90s were crazy, man. I bet it was Hubba Bubba!
Please specify "ore o's"
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Please specify "ore o's"
I also soiled in the woods, once.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I also soiled in the woods, once.
Owning a lizard really helps learning the difference between lizards and people!
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Owning a lizard really helps learning the difference between lizards and people!
The quality never fails to amaze me!
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The quality never fails to amaze me!
Whatever happened to Cortana?
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Whatever happened to Cortana?
What about the queen?
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
What about the queen?