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Jake Kulkowski 💀
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Founder and 1/4 of @guillotine.agency - working on your favourite games 🔪

King in the North 🐺
😭 nooooooooo
May 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Stadium is huge and gonna look crazy with 98k people here or whatever. Bombs away 👊
April 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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enjoy expedition 33 xoxo
April 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Explaining the concept of VHS to my daughter by saying it's like a switch cartridge you put under the TV to watch an old episode of a cartoon..

Made me feel so old I might turn into coffin slime.

Bethesda, drop the Oblivion remake stat. I need to feel good about the past.
April 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Some place, man... Some Game of Thrones shit. I feel like I need to be cloaked up and escaping from knights of the templar or something.

Looking like the damn Oblivion remake
April 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Day 3. Croatia is a living hell 💀 but I'll manage
April 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Palm Sunday here in Croatia means the only places open pretty much are bars and restaurants. Heartbreaking.
April 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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📰iSHOWSPEED AND KSI IN PROMOTIONAL TRAILER FOR FATAL FURY: CITY OF THE WOLVES AND EUBANK VS BENN MATCH!

THIS IS INSANE! How much SNK spent to make this happen??!!!😭 (1/4)
April 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This looks nuts!!
We just announced Cloverpit 🍒🍒🍒

The demonic lovechild of Balatro & Buckshot Roulette

Developed by @panikarcade.bsky.social & published by us @futurefriendsgames.com 🔥

- Bend the rules
- Break the game
- Pay off your debts

DEMO available on Steam right now👇

store.steampowered.com/app/3314790/...
April 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fucking get innnnn mannnn

Still Wakes the game that just keeps giving 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
And it’s Alec Newman as Cameron ‘Caz’ Mcleary in Still Wakes The Deep who takes home the BAFTA for Performer In A Leading Role ✨ #BAFTAGamesAwards
April 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Target acquired
April 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The most interesting thing about Legally Distinct Bloodborne is that it was referred to as "a brand-new multiplayer game" by Nintendo.

Seamless co-op or?
April 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
FROM Soft just announced the closest thing to Castlevania we're gonna get in a long time....and it's Switch 2?
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A decade of inimitable brilliance

Fear the old blood🩸
March 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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first Guillotine Club of 2025 goes out end of the week

its our quarterly mailing list with updates and new games and stuff

still a few days in case you didn't sign up 🔪

bit.ly/HeadsOff
March 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
omfg....
March 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"gotta crash out to crash in" - @dingyfairy.bsky.social
March 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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no bitches 😔
March 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Played games my whole life, work in games but most ppl don't know my favourite game ever and my true love, is called Tibia

A game that's not been replicated in this recent 'hey, remember MMOs?' trend

Until now... 😭

APOGEA

Cannot come soon enough.

Only real ones (and Brazilians) will know
March 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Silent Hill F we are ssooooo fucking baaaaaack
March 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
2pm at @guillotine.agency gonna be absolute fire today, watch
March 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Made the diabolical mistake of watching ONE clip of The Apprentice on YouTube last night and now my algorithm thinks I give a fuck and is spamming me with recommends

This 'For You' stuff is bollocks sometimes. Just show me what I'm subscribed to first at least 😭
February 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Taking a look at the 2,500+ demos at Steam Next Fest? Is your head rolling not knowing which games to try?

Here are some live demos that we're working on to keep an eye out for! 🧵

#SteamNextFest
February 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
2.5k NEXT Fest demos today 😂 if you played each one for a minute it's the equivalent of a full-time 9-5 this week meaning you'll JUST get through them all if you work late tonight.

Good luck out there and post bangers so I can play them when I'm home from holiday 🫡
February 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM