Kudzu Haiku
@kudzuhaiku.bsky.social
Transhumanist philosopher. Cripplepunk. Occasional poet. Terminal patient. A dying man with nothing left to lose.
Chopsticks and noodles
Warm, reassuring comfort
In a paper cup
Warm, reassuring comfort
In a paper cup
August 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Chopsticks and noodles
Warm, reassuring comfort
In a paper cup
Warm, reassuring comfort
In a paper cup
Death is flirtatious
With a bone-dacious body
Sexy bone structure
With a bone-dacious body
Sexy bone structure
July 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Death is flirtatious
With a bone-dacious body
Sexy bone structure
With a bone-dacious body
Sexy bone structure
Midnight vampires feed
On the casualties of dawn
No one notices
On the casualties of dawn
No one notices
July 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Midnight vampires feed
On the casualties of dawn
No one notices
On the casualties of dawn
No one notices
Silence is violence
Words, unheard, no audience
Scream into the void
Words, unheard, no audience
Scream into the void
July 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Silence is violence
Words, unheard, no audience
Scream into the void
Words, unheard, no audience
Scream into the void
Once there was a transgender named Flynn
Who thought that maybe his penis needed a chin
He paused at his local gender refinery
Lamented that human sex organs were binary
He stuck out his thumb for any ships that this way might come and sought out an alien 𝘲𝘸𝘦~𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯
Who thought that maybe his penis needed a chin
He paused at his local gender refinery
Lamented that human sex organs were binary
He stuck out his thumb for any ships that this way might come and sought out an alien 𝘲𝘸𝘦~𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯
June 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Once there was a transgender named Flynn
Who thought that maybe his penis needed a chin
He paused at his local gender refinery
Lamented that human sex organs were binary
He stuck out his thumb for any ships that this way might come and sought out an alien 𝘲𝘸𝘦~𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯
Who thought that maybe his penis needed a chin
He paused at his local gender refinery
Lamented that human sex organs were binary
He stuck out his thumb for any ships that this way might come and sought out an alien 𝘲𝘸𝘦~𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯
My dating profile
A Satanic Hispanic
Needs an accomplice
A Satanic Hispanic
Needs an accomplice
June 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My dating profile
A Satanic Hispanic
Needs an accomplice
A Satanic Hispanic
Needs an accomplice
My synthetic skin
It covers the rot within
Hard truths for cyborgs
It covers the rot within
Hard truths for cyborgs
June 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My synthetic skin
It covers the rot within
Hard truths for cyborgs
It covers the rot within
Hard truths for cyborgs
When my heart just stops
And they have to lure me back
Angler fish of life
And they have to lure me back
Angler fish of life
June 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When my heart just stops
And they have to lure me back
Angler fish of life
And they have to lure me back
Angler fish of life
Well, I died again
But Death wouldn't let me in
Homeless in spirit
But Death wouldn't let me in
Homeless in spirit
June 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well, I died again
But Death wouldn't let me in
Homeless in spirit
But Death wouldn't let me in
Homeless in spirit
Christianity
Suffers from the condition
Nice, but rarely kind
Suffers from the condition
Nice, but rarely kind
May 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Christianity
Suffers from the condition
Nice, but rarely kind
Suffers from the condition
Nice, but rarely kind
Unacceptable
Vegetable, mineral
Candy creation
Vegetable, mineral
Candy creation
May 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Unacceptable
Vegetable, mineral
Candy creation
Vegetable, mineral
Candy creation
No hunger for brains
Internet brain rot zombie
The dream is over
Internet brain rot zombie
The dream is over
May 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
No hunger for brains
Internet brain rot zombie
The dream is over
Internet brain rot zombie
The dream is over
A haiku a day
Helps keep the odours away
Fresh words, summer breeze
Helps keep the odours away
Fresh words, summer breeze
May 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A haiku a day
Helps keep the odours away
Fresh words, summer breeze
Helps keep the odours away
Fresh words, summer breeze
A quiet presence
But I still participate
A haiku for you
But I still participate
A haiku for you
May 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A quiet presence
But I still participate
A haiku for you
But I still participate
A haiku for you
Garbage potato
No longer loved, but hated
Potater hater
No longer loved, but hated
Potater hater
April 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Garbage potato
No longer loved, but hated
Potater hater
No longer loved, but hated
Potater hater
Labial windsocks
Scrotums dunked in the toilet
The horrors of age
Scrotums dunked in the toilet
The horrors of age
April 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Labial windsocks
Scrotums dunked in the toilet
The horrors of age
Scrotums dunked in the toilet
The horrors of age
Hey! Here comes the split
Cancel all social contracts
Democracy dies
Cancel all social contracts
Democracy dies
April 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hey! Here comes the split
Cancel all social contracts
Democracy dies
Cancel all social contracts
Democracy dies
Doom scroll on a roll
A hot, fresh, buttery roll
Hark! The doom dumplings
A hot, fresh, buttery roll
Hark! The doom dumplings
April 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Doom scroll on a roll
A hot, fresh, buttery roll
Hark! The doom dumplings
A hot, fresh, buttery roll
Hark! The doom dumplings
