@kubierue.bsky.social
Spatially challenged fan of being lazy, doing nothing, and the Oxford comma.
Just a thought: when plotting with your boyfriend to poison your husband so the two of you can be together, don't move him into your home on the night of the funeral.
January 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just a thought: when plotting with your boyfriend to poison your husband so the two of you can be together, don't move him into your home on the night of the funeral.
I just tried watching the Hegseth hearing and only lasted 5 minutes. My brain can only handle a smug looking asshole spouting nonsense for so long. We all know what you're not saying and you're not the smartest guy in that room. Get over yourself and go back to Fox.
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just tried watching the Hegseth hearing and only lasted 5 minutes. My brain can only handle a smug looking asshole spouting nonsense for so long. We all know what you're not saying and you're not the smartest guy in that room. Get over yourself and go back to Fox.
I just cackled twice like my aunt. I blame the drugs.
January 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I just cackled twice like my aunt. I blame the drugs.
Catching up on the back and forth between the OG MAGAs and the new Tech Bro MAGAs
a man in a tie is walking down the street with the words `` it was a fire fight '' written above him .
ALT: a man in a tie is walking down the street with the words `` it was a fire fight '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Catching up on the back and forth between the OG MAGAs and the new Tech Bro MAGAs
Now that Trump has backed President Musk on the Visa issue when so many *major* MAGA influencers have already spoken out about it
a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
ALT: a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Now that Trump has backed President Musk on the Visa issue when so many *major* MAGA influencers have already spoken out about it
I can't wait for Trump's unbiased DOJ take a close look at Gaetz's gun form(s) to see if he answered honestly about his drug usage.
December 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I can't wait for Trump's unbiased DOJ take a close look at Gaetz's gun form(s) to see if he answered honestly about his drug usage.
I just thought of "fats don't care about your feelings" and now I want that as a shirt.
December 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I just thought of "fats don't care about your feelings" and now I want that as a shirt.
We don't have to wait until Trump and Musk take office for them to start screwing us over and creating chaos. Let's just shut down the government because the MAGA-run Congress can't pass a budget. It's a good thing that government agencies, like the post office, aren't busy this time of year
December 19, 2024 at 1:44 PM
We don't have to wait until Trump and Musk take office for them to start screwing us over and creating chaos. Let's just shut down the government because the MAGA-run Congress can't pass a budget. It's a good thing that government agencies, like the post office, aren't busy this time of year
ABC settled with Trump about his bogus lawsuit and is pledging 15 million to a charity. I wonder where that money is coming from. #elonmusk
December 15, 2024 at 1:11 AM
ABC settled with Trump about his bogus lawsuit and is pledging 15 million to a charity. I wonder where that money is coming from. #elonmusk
My ick. No, thank you.
December 14, 2024 at 12:23 AM
My ick. No, thank you.
Who wouldn't want a group of billionaires running a country? I'm sure their highest priority is helping out those of us that live paycheck to paycheck.
December 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Who wouldn't want a group of billionaires running a country? I'm sure their highest priority is helping out those of us that live paycheck to paycheck.
On the "tomato-based food" family tree, where would salsa and bruschetta fall? I feel like they could be half siblings. First cousins at the most.
December 6, 2024 at 8:07 PM
On the "tomato-based food" family tree, where would salsa and bruschetta fall? I feel like they could be half siblings. First cousins at the most.
The fact that this was even an option is disgusting. My stage 4 oral cancer surgery took 10 hours. I wonder how much anesthesia time my life would have been worth.
www.axios.com/2024/12/05/b...
www.axios.com/2024/12/05/b...
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield calls off decision to cap anesthesia for surgical patients
The murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson cast an intense spotlight on unpopular insurance company policies.
www.axios.com
December 6, 2024 at 3:12 PM
The fact that this was even an option is disgusting. My stage 4 oral cancer surgery took 10 hours. I wonder how much anesthesia time my life would have been worth.
www.axios.com/2024/12/05/b...
www.axios.com/2024/12/05/b...
Hegseth must have the chef's kiss combo of idiocy and narcissism to, seemingly, have no qualms about accepting such an important cabinet nomination while knowing all the skeletons he has spilling out of the closet
December 5, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Hegseth must have the chef's kiss combo of idiocy and narcissism to, seemingly, have no qualms about accepting such an important cabinet nomination while knowing all the skeletons he has spilling out of the closet
I like the idea that if liberal women are "childless cat ladies" that their counterpart would be a "catless child lady".
December 4, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I like the idea that if liberal women are "childless cat ladies" that their counterpart would be a "catless child lady".
Hearing a woman called a good girlfriend because had the "ability to be taken anywhere because she could fit in with any crowd" has major "I like this tie because it goes with every suit" kind of vibes
December 4, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Hearing a woman called a good girlfriend because had the "ability to be taken anywhere because she could fit in with any crowd" has major "I like this tie because it goes with every suit" kind of vibes
So people are getting upset that Trump can't deliver on his promise of no homework and free chocolate milk at lunch?
November 28, 2024 at 3:02 AM
So people are getting upset that Trump can't deliver on his promise of no homework and free chocolate milk at lunch?
4 day weekend starts now! So many hours in which I can be gloriously lazy 🛋️
November 27, 2024 at 9:49 PM
4 day weekend starts now! So many hours in which I can be gloriously lazy 🛋️
Does anyone else get mad Henry VIII vibes from Trump?
November 26, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Does anyone else get mad Henry VIII vibes from Trump?
Anyone know the current over/under for how long it'll take Trump and his cabinet to be known as the Fourth Reich?
November 23, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Anyone know the current over/under for how long it'll take Trump and his cabinet to be known as the Fourth Reich?
RFK Jr.: It's within a doctor's first amendment rights to lie to their patients and medication and treatments.
No one: Let's put him in charge of the HHS
No one: Let's put him in charge of the HHS
November 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
RFK Jr.: It's within a doctor's first amendment rights to lie to their patients and medication and treatments.
No one: Let's put him in charge of the HHS
No one: Let's put him in charge of the HHS
You can tell a rebranding is successful when, a year and a half later, the former name is still needed to clarify what company is being discussed
November 22, 2024 at 2:07 AM
You can tell a rebranding is successful when, a year and a half later, the former name is still needed to clarify what company is being discussed
Hegseth doesn't believe in germs because he can't see them, ergo they are not real. How does he apply that logic to his religion?
November 21, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Hegseth doesn't believe in germs because he can't see them, ergo they are not real. How does he apply that logic to his religion?
I guess the silver lining about Trump being a misogynist and having almost a full male cabinet is that less women will be subjected to working with a room full of sex offenders
November 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I guess the silver lining about Trump being a misogynist and having almost a full male cabinet is that less women will be subjected to working with a room full of sex offenders