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Ultimately you can't scale time no matter how large your budget is.
@digitalocean.com Thank you for denying my aged account the ability to create 1 basic GPU instance. This is with zero account issues over the course of 10+ years, so I love the generic passive aggressive language on top.

Moving my workload to either Vultr or Linode.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Why does every day feel more and more like 4chan but IRL?
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Less than 1 hour before the last home game and downtown is slammed. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
October 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you're admitted to the bar and you get Rule 8'd by a federal court, just buy a ticket to Fiji and don't come back.
September 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Time travel to 2000 and state in 2025:

- Donald Trump is the president.
- He tried to violently overthrow the government.
- He was re-elected after being a convicted felon and rapist.
- The spark over free speech was a former co-host of The Man Show now hosting a family friendly late night show.
September 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
First rule of grift club is never stop grift club.
September 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Behind on the news but noticed this gem.

Governor of Utah literally said “Ladies and gentleman, we got him.”

Irony was dead post-9/11 but then it came back to life.
September 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I feel like I should post more but at the same time, realize that social media detox is always good for sanity purposes. Keeping my notifications to almost nil has been amazing.
September 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Should leadership resubmit my ARCOM in lieu of a Bronze Star with V? If Big Ballz is setting the standard, IEDs are p much the same as car-jacking.
August 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
3-1 hopefully locked in thanks to Reyes. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
August 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m sure the field is hotter than this at @providencepark.bsky.social #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
August 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
August 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Coffey gets ready to sink her first of the game. 1-1. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
August 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oooomph. Rough start. Toasty too. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
August 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Shower thought: I'm wondering if this method of governing is going to become the norm. Nothing but lunacy all day, every day, echoed by a legion of grifters and sycophants who will drown every communications channel in horseshit.
July 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
July 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How the hell do I live in a world where SA has actually become a beacon of sanity? I’d argue it’s because the demographic of goons is one where they grew up during the transition period of the internet and have therefore seen the hellscape it’s become.
July 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Staying off social media was great during a 2 week vacation. Now that I’m coming back to reality, dear god I want to leave this hellscape.
July 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social I love your service but please skip the 15 minute credit card pitch, ty.
June 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m trying to watch #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX right now and my entire feed is the world on fire. I hate this timeline.
June 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Probably will post a bunch of travel pics next week. Excited to head to Japan for 2 weeks for the simple fact that the food will 10x cheaper and healthier.

USA Number 1? 👊🇺🇸🔥
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reyes almost slams one in. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
June 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So this is the part of the game where the whistles, fouls and injuries increase. Great. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
June 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Finally some red smoke this afternoon. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
June 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Starting to get a bit spicy. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX
June 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM