Update for all you sickos: my parents love this story.

I really think she’s going to end up at the center of a real housewives franchise

Man take the W and stay out of it. What is he doing here.

“Why are we starting with a Lana del Rey music video”
“You need it for context before I show you the New York Times profile”

Once, a journalist asked me what Musk’s content moderation on twitter meant for social media as a whole and I laughed into the phone and said “nothing! He’s a weird dude doing weird shit!”

Like, it does not appear that Nuzxi’s opsec is that good! Anyone at the times could have done a Journalism about it!

Instead, they tried to elevate a tabloid story into a high concept profile when they should have dived into the muck to find the journalistic malpractice.

I swear to god, he must think she’s gonna reveal something about him in the book that she used to keep him quiet before. Because what the fuck is happening here?

“Why is slide one just bamboo”
“I’M GETTING TO IT”

I’m coordinating drops of this info like I’m a Cold War spy.