Things I love about my fiancé - EVERYTHING.

Thinge I don’t love - when he farts on me when we are sharing the same blanket. 🤢

Marshall and my hypothetical situations we make up while watching Criminal Minds really tickle me. WE ARE VERY UNSERIOUS

Some days I swear we are just a couple of adult toddlers. Tonight’s dinner was (gluten free) chicken tenders, ranch, and kraft mac and cheese. We get so tired of making fancy meals that this was *exactly* what we needed while bingeing Criminal Minds.

Me, watching El*n do an actual Nazi salute more than once today.

Well, after the Nazi salutes today, I fear I must finally abandon twitter altogether. Hey team, I’ll be here a lot more regularly.

Anyone have suggestions for a fiancée and a dog who both insist on sleeping in the bed diagonally? (Yes. I blame Marshall for the dogs behavior)

Let me very clear - getting engaged to Marshmallow is the best thing that’s ever happened to me - but I can tell you without a doubt that neither of us have ever been more excited than we were to come home to this good. Who immediately repaid us by jumping in the creek. 😂

Welp, it’s official - @Marshall_Press made me the literal happiest human alive last night. I truly can’t wait to spend the rest of my life married to him. I love you, honey. Even if you did make me ugly cry.

Does anyone else find it extremely rude that their boyfriend and/or husbands eyelashes are much longer/thicker than theirs?

Every time Marshall falls asleep I am unreasonably mad when I see his eyelashes.

Welp. We went to Marshall’s nephews baseball signing ceremony for college and I did not expect to cry IMMEDIATELY, but here we are. So proud of Andrew. He’s a hell of a kid, and I’m lucky to have him in my life.

Feels like we’re really getting a Robert Pattinson resurgence in 2025, and I have to say that I am *extremely* here for it.

I like one tweet (what do we call that here?) of a crow making a joke about how long they hold grudges and now my timeline is full of crows.

I’m scared of birds. 🫠

Why, why, WHY do I somehow always manage to get glutened right before a big trip? It makes everything so miserable 😭

Related: I fell asleep ten minutes into the show, tea in hand.

Nothing I like better than midnight tea and honey and a great episode of tv while curled up in a blanket. This. This is a good night.

Welp, I’m here, I guess. Gonna take me a hot minute to adjust, I fear.