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k_the_okayest
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Bisexual Space Socialist.
My HLA-B27 gene is all jacked up.
Tucson resident.
Sci-fi Writer.
He/Him/Dude
Fuck him and everyone who voted for him. You're a moron.
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ktheokayest.bsky.social
Not hot enough you nazi fuck.
A satire post showing Charlie Kirk's Twitter account posting "It's fucking hot down here." Again, this is satire.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
When something or someone tries your patience, just stop and ask yourself, "What would Garak do?"
A still from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 of Garak, a humble tailor.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
If you haven't seen Automata, do yourself a solid and go watch it.
The movie poster for the Sci-fi masterpiece Automata, starring Antonio Banderas. Displays Banderas next to an AI in robot form, looking at the radioactive desert of humanity's future hell.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
"Funny how?"
A picture of Pope Leo holding a bat and wearing a maniacal grin.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
"Keep running your mouth and I'll give you some forgiveness until your skull caves in."
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
Just more proof that Harvard is overrated.

Brick is life.
A picture with a headline and a comment about Lego sets: Headline: You should only buy 6 Lego sets a year, Harvard professor says Commenter: Shut the fuck up, nerd
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
The fat fuhrer needs a distraction. What's about to drop?
A screencap of a trump post from truth social essentially threatening planes over Venezuelan airspace. It's mostly gibberish so I gave you the Reader's Digest condensed version.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
It is way too early for this shitassery.

No, dummies. First off, the internet isn't a thing, it's the portal that connects things. It cannot be permanently turned off. Secondly, everything "on" the internet exists on real servers and drives.

There are people on Instagram panicking over this shit.
A screencap of a post from Instagram stating "Fun fact: If the internet ever completely shut down, we'd lose 90% of modern history -- permanently. No books, no photos, nonproof." These morons have no idea how anything works. Stop falling for dumbass gibberish. Nothing would be lost because everything is stored somewhere. Most of the time in multiple places. Evening you post directly and it's not on your phone, your cloud server is still a physical space with storage.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
D-I-S-T-R-A-C-T-I-O-N
A bunch of gibberish from the fat fuhrer claiming the autopen and everything signed by it is terminated. He seems to think that doesn't apply to him. He's a fucking moron.
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
When you were 14 trying to watch blurred porn at 3am without waking up your parents.
A still of Cillian Murphy from the movie Oppenheimer looking out a porthole window from his bunker as the Trinity atom bomb explodes, bathing him in his goggles with the light of a thousand suns.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
I don't want to hear a FUCKING WORD from this administration about child endangerment when the president raped little girls with his bestie for decades.

Fuck all the way, you fucking weirdo.
A post about a speech JD Couchfucker gave today accusing indigenous people of child sacrifice. I can't wait to see how this ends for him. I bet the Hitler escape.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
Post your warning label
A warning sign that says "Beware of pole when reversing"
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
My Lego haul arrived late last night.

You have no idea how excited I am to build today!
A picture of 4 Lego sets, 3 are Christmas themed and 1 is the "LOVE" art installation. I also picked up a Lego Minifigure Black Panther keychain (not pictured).
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
🎶... and nothing else matters... 🎶
A picture of Pope Leo gripping a mic and dropping lyrics like the world's soul depended on it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
How to make panties drop, according to Data.
A picture of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation and he is standing in front of a mirror stroking a beard he had installed. Standing behind him are Troy and LeForge, giggling and judging him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
🎶 SWEET CAROLINE!!!
DUNT
DUNT
DUNT
GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEM SO GOOD! 🎶
A picture of Pope Leo gripping a mic and dropping lyrics like the world's soul depended on it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
Casablanca - 1942
Gremlins - 1984
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy - 1996
Sunshine - 2007
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
OMG! Just go to fucking therapy!
A headline from a right-wing rag that says "Men are in trouble. Maybe fatherhood and bigger families are a solution" Fucking absurd.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
*brain explodes from dangerous levels of irony*
A screencap of Tangy Larvae (tomi lahren) saying: "It's because a lot of republicans have become lazy and complacent. They expect President Trump (aka the fat fuhrer) to do it all while they attempt to be influencers on social media. It's embarrassing." We agree, tommy lava.
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
Retrograde? Shiiiit, Leo's vibe in every grade!
A picture of actress Jennifer Coolidge, the one with the comedic whispy voice and brilliant wit, with a line that says "Leo's vibe during mercury retrograde" and her responding by saying "You are so negative"
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
Its that magical time of year, y'all!
A meme of the Mean Girls in a car saying: "Get in loser We're calling in sick so we have the entire Thanksgiving break off"
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
He may be tom fitton but that shirt sure as shit doesn't!
A screencap of right-wing nut job tom fitton saying "When will the Seditious Six be charged and arrested?" while wearing a shirt he bought at Baby Gap.
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
Uhhhh... I thought he said trillions of dollars last month.

That jive aint jiving.
A screencap of the fat fuhrer posting something 500 words long on truth social crying about us not appreciating his taxes on America... I mean tariffs. His gaslighting aint lighting the gas for his base like it used to.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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There's a 2 in 3 chance he just reposted an asset from outside the United States.

Just saying.
The fat fuhrer reposted a picture of himself as a weird oversized "king" with his sycophants on their knees in front of him. Totally normal distraction. Release the Epstein files.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ktheokayest.bsky.social
*industrial music slams on as the Pope screams out the lyrics*

🎶 The wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town!

ROUND...
AND...
ROOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNDDDDDDD🎶
A picture of Pope Leo gripping a mic and dropping lyrics like the world's soul depended on it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM