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In the Barbie world, I always liked Midge best. She was the real behind-the-scenes biochemist, astronaut, and apiarist. #MidgeRepresent
May 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
In the Barbie world, I always liked Midge best. She was the real behind-the-scenes biochemist, astronaut, and apiarist. #MidgeRepresent
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In times of crisis, you have to prepare for the worst, and have a strong plan. I know this — I’ve spent my life managing crises.
#DebatDesChefs
#DebatDesChefs
April 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In times of crisis, you have to prepare for the worst, and have a strong plan. I know this — I’ve spent my life managing crises.
#DebatDesChefs
#DebatDesChefs
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We've solved a housing crisis before. Here’s how we’ll do it again.
April 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We've solved a housing crisis before. Here’s how we’ll do it again.
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I’ve been using MS Word since it began in 1983. Over my career, I’ve never had occasion to use the yin yang and zodiac wingdings, and now I’m rethinking my life choices.
February 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’ve been using MS Word since it began in 1983. Over my career, I’ve never had occasion to use the yin yang and zodiac wingdings, and now I’m rethinking my life choices.
It brings me joy to know there is a sub-Reddit for the BLAHJA IKEA shark and someone crocheted him a cute sweater.
February 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It brings me joy to know there is a sub-Reddit for the BLAHJA IKEA shark and someone crocheted him a cute sweater.
As a Canadian, I must do my part. Oh, posh US feminine hygiene products, I will miss you.
February 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
As a Canadian, I must do my part. Oh, posh US feminine hygiene products, I will miss you.
Why does the guest bathroom get the “good” toilet paper? WHY
February 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why does the guest bathroom get the “good” toilet paper? WHY
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To all those trying to bring Twitter toxicity here...
January 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
To all those trying to bring Twitter toxicity here...
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To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
Heartbreaking to see the devastation from the fires in LA. And… Can we hear about impacts (and how people can help) from food banks, women’s shelters, daycares and schools, and not super rich celebrities?
January 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Heartbreaking to see the devastation from the fires in LA. And… Can we hear about impacts (and how people can help) from food banks, women’s shelters, daycares and schools, and not super rich celebrities?
Listening to a Dire Straits song I’ve never heard while playing cards: On Every Street. What a gift to welcome the new year.
January 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Listening to a Dire Straits song I’ve never heard while playing cards: On Every Street. What a gift to welcome the new year.
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Joni Mitchell, Canadian singer-songwriter, musician, painter, poet, genius...
and ice skater #WomensArt
(Photo by J. Bernstein)
and ice skater #WomensArt
(Photo by J. Bernstein)
January 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Joni Mitchell, Canadian singer-songwriter, musician, painter, poet, genius...
and ice skater #WomensArt
(Photo by J. Bernstein)
and ice skater #WomensArt
(Photo by J. Bernstein)
Goals for 2025: I want to be a soup faerie. Homemade soup on the back burner ready for folks who need it. I’m hoping to join forces with Brownies who will clean up the place before the folks wake.
January 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Goals for 2025: I want to be a soup faerie. Homemade soup on the back burner ready for folks who need it. I’m hoping to join forces with Brownies who will clean up the place before the folks wake.
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Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
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Hi, I’m God.
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
December 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Hi, I’m God.
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.
People like Donald Trump go to Hell.
Hope this helps,
God
Jimmy Carter was such a good, moral and kind man. I can only pray that Americans will see their way to electing another person with a similar heart and mind. #RIP
December 30, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Jimmy Carter was such a good, moral and kind man. I can only pray that Americans will see their way to electing another person with a similar heart and mind. #RIP
I just paid $65 for a pair of plastic Birkenstock sandals I can use at my standing desk. Seriously, am I the smartest person ever or am I a sucker?
December 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I just paid $65 for a pair of plastic Birkenstock sandals I can use at my standing desk. Seriously, am I the smartest person ever or am I a sucker?
Wouldn’t it be great if Scientology was a religion but it was about actual science? So people believing, investing and celebrating science? OMS, that would be awesome!
December 20, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Wouldn’t it be great if Scientology was a religion but it was about actual science? So people believing, investing and celebrating science? OMS, that would be awesome!
I dreamt about dreaming last night. #metadreaming
December 8, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I dreamt about dreaming last night. #metadreaming
Omg, #TheManontheInside is so good. More, please!
December 7, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Omg, #TheManontheInside is so good. More, please!