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whore d’oeuvre 🥟
@kt2e.bsky.social
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she/her. voice actor, writer of comics and films, bisexual agent of chaos, hypodermic needle heiress, miss tuohy if you’re nasty

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A particularly cunty man wearing an American flag thong. On his back it says “Brand New Lower Back Tatoo”
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Donald Trump!?
Winona Ryder, wine glass in hand, eye makeup all smudged from crying about to give us the greatest line delivery of all time.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Idk why but Hallmark selling this ornament is SENDING ME 💀
Porcelain Christmas ornament of Hallmark’s favorite leading lady, Lacey Chabert
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Forgot to say this at the time but I thought esteemed character actress Margo Martindale was incredible in #RHOSLC a couple of weeks ago
Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale in a supporting actress role on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, offering noted grifter and cult leader Mary Cosby some more wine.
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I was Slutty Captain Quint and my boyfriend was Bruce the Shark for Halloween this year
A man in a shark costume next to a very sensual and seductive woman with a fake mustache dressed as a salty sea dog
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The face that launched a thousand ships
Paddington Bear my beloved Paddington Bear my beloved reading a post card Paddington Bear my beloved at a train station Paddington Bear my beloved still at the train station.
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I think I know who’s behind the Louvre heist
Criminal mastermind Feathers McGraw in disguise as a chicken
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Bronwyn saying the only person in the group with bad hair is Britani #RHOSLC
A collage all showing the same woman screaming with laughter
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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HEARTBREAK ACTUALLY FEELS PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS!!!!????!???!
People magazine article announcing Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are divorcing
September 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Me using the Microsoft Authenticator app to try and log into my email at work
A man trying to be incognito wearing a beanie and sunglasses having the most stressful phone call of his life on a pay phone.
September 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Why does every sci-fi movie or show have to have at least one bitch with a fucked up Bob like this?
Woman with a black choppy bob and TERF bangs
August 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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So sorry to everyone but this is my entire personality now
Cunty old lady in a red wig cackling
August 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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#28YearsLater spoilers no context
Teletubbies all Teletubbin’ A spooky looking priest saying “You make the Lord very nervous” A man staring at his reflection in the mirror while wearing a giant prosthetic penis A cat and a frog looking up at a giant billboard with the frog’s picture on it that says “HERE COMES JIMMY!”
June 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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#Austria won? Really? Um. Okay. 😬

#Eurovision #Eurovision2025
A little pink and blue freak looking confused
May 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Ugh #Poland is SO fucking amazing this year like god damn this bitch is really out here slaying dragons 🫨 #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
A cunty little mouse in a cunty little skirt smoking a cunty little cigarette
May 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I’m so sorry Italy you seem lovely but I’m still thinking about Erika #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
Sabrina Carpenter relaxing with a cigar
May 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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FINALLY A HORNY DIVA FOR US FUCKING FREAKS #Finland #Eurovision #Eurovisiom2025
Judy Gemstone talking about masturbating Judy Gemstone talking about her clitty cat
May 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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OMG OBSESSED WITH THE LATVIAN WATER NYMPHS WTF #Latvia #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
Beautiful blonde woman gasping in shock but because she likes it
May 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Okay what in the reheated Jedward nachos is this #Iceland #Eurovision #Eurovision2025
A woman smiling while screaming internally and staring at her computer
May 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Thinking about the season we could have had if we still had Justin #Survivor #Survivor48
May 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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The chokehold this video has had on me lately
May 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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📽️ Okay The Day the Earth Blew Up was so much fun! Go see it in theaters (and support traditional animation!) if you can!

Please…Farmer Jim is counting on you…
The dad I never had….Farmer Jim holding baby Porky Pig and Daffy Duck A framed portrait of Nobel Peace Prize winner Farmer Jim and his two sons
March 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Gwen Stefani after leaving No Doubt and going solo:
Screenshot from White Lotus of actor Sam Rockwell saying “Could I be an Asian girl?”
March 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Lmfao literally Mary this week #Survivor #Survivor48
Woman in a blue dress running then jumping into a car and driving away
March 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I love Balatro
Picture of a Fox News lady losing her shit next to a bunch of photoshopped pictures of JD Vance. The caption underneath says “LIBERAL TROLLS SHARE WILD MEMES OF JD VANCE”
March 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM