Why do you still presume we're like friends or something? No. You're an adversary.

I don't think you are laughing; I wasn't kidding.

Don't worry, I'll be here to remind you you can't do it every step of the way, & then tell you I told you so whilst doing it.

1) God, you're new at this, aren't you?
2) Okay? Cool. No one cares.
3) I don't think you understand what people mean when they say you're response time could use a little improvement, of course, speaking lightly.

1) I bet not. Reaction time was a bit slow for you last I checked. Didn't even answer my last direct call.
2) Passwords are probably in the dust bin. I wouldn't be surprised if you were the type to just toss old hard drives or something, fits your reductionist profile of a generalized '"L" word'.

Also ten says you're not getting that account back. I don't think you really got that much in you, anyways.

... so this is code for you won't be responding to Twitter DMs for about a 2-3 weeks. Got it.

Wow. Good to see your response time is literally a month. How long's it gonna take you to *even read this*, huh?

Hello.
Ugh, do you even read any of these?