Kelsey Stanczak
kstanczak.bsky.social
Kelsey Stanczak
@kstanczak.bsky.social
Constantly moving; ask me about my latest hobbies. Excessive Strava user. They/she
bus driver wearing a teamster scarf >>>
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have really short (pixie/above chin length) hair and few things piss me off more than seeing a salon charge $70 for a "woman's" haircut but $40 for a "men's"; prices should be based on length and time, not gender
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
first yorgos: bugonia
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Diet Pepsi is gross
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I gotta stop asking people if they're catholic
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
6:30am is too early to hear someone on the bus whisper on the phone, "you're gonna die if you piss me off"
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
check out my latest substack post!
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
Reclaiming the joy of reading
My constant battle against succumbing to the insatiable allure of my phone.
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
a good pairing: one's a lil crazy and one's a physicist
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
8:05am and I'm already fighting for my life today
October 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
passed a guy on a lakeshore path: he's sitting next to his fishing pole scrolling through pics of himself hold fish
October 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
these ebikes are looking more and more like dirt bikes and I don't want dirk bikes on the bike paths
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love libraries
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
me: *meets another linguist*
me: maybe I *should* take on more student debt
September 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
my boyfriend lost NASA funding so now he has to TA/be funded through the university, and enough funding has been lost due to this administration's cuts that the university will likely not have a 2026 or 2027 cohort

stripping funding doesn't just cut "useless" projects; it denies people education
September 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Feeling for my kosher and halal friends... why does every sandwich have ham or salami ??

(I also stopped eating pork)
August 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I reeallly want a tandem bike
August 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"If you have to leave at 6:45 why do you have to wake up at 5:30?"
"Babygirl, I gotta read some tweets"
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
@nytimes.com how do you do a whole episode on Gatsby and not talk about the homoerotic undertones between Nick and Gatsby??
July 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
pathologically eager to talk to mormons ??
July 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
one of my friend researches bats and years ago I got her a bat necklace and pretty much every post I see she's wearing it 🥹
July 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the american dream is getting rich enough to steal more wealth from the middle class
July 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I was lucky to see coldplay on their mylo xyloto tour, but forever mourning missing out on their viva la vida era; it had to have been their best tour
July 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
thinking about how I was looking for an Irish–Palestinian flag pin for a friend and ended up buying one from Sinn Féin
July 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM