Kelsey Stanczak
@kstanczak.bsky.social
Constantly moving; ask me about my latest hobbies. Excessive Strava user. They/she
bus driver wearing a teamster scarf >>>
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
bus driver wearing a teamster scarf >>>
I have really short (pixie/above chin length) hair and few things piss me off more than seeing a salon charge $70 for a "woman's" haircut but $40 for a "men's"; prices should be based on length and time, not gender
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have really short (pixie/above chin length) hair and few things piss me off more than seeing a salon charge $70 for a "woman's" haircut but $40 for a "men's"; prices should be based on length and time, not gender
first yorgos: bugonia
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
first yorgos: bugonia
Diet Pepsi is gross
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Diet Pepsi is gross
I gotta stop asking people if they're catholic
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I gotta stop asking people if they're catholic
6:30am is too early to hear someone on the bus whisper on the phone, "you're gonna die if you piss me off"
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
6:30am is too early to hear someone on the bus whisper on the phone, "you're gonna die if you piss me off"
check out my latest substack post!
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
Reclaiming the joy of reading
My constant battle against succumbing to the insatiable allure of my phone.
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
check out my latest substack post!
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
a good pairing: one's a lil crazy and one's a physicist
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
a good pairing: one's a lil crazy and one's a physicist
8:05am and I'm already fighting for my life today
October 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
8:05am and I'm already fighting for my life today
passed a guy on a lakeshore path: he's sitting next to his fishing pole scrolling through pics of himself hold fish
October 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
passed a guy on a lakeshore path: he's sitting next to his fishing pole scrolling through pics of himself hold fish
these ebikes are looking more and more like dirt bikes and I don't want dirk bikes on the bike paths
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
these ebikes are looking more and more like dirt bikes and I don't want dirk bikes on the bike paths
Kind of on a publishing roll!!! Check out my latest post :)
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
#catholic #cradlecatholic #radtrad #converts
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
#catholic #cradlecatholic #radtrad #converts
Am I just a nostalgic Cradle Catholic, or has the Church always been like this?
How I accidentally went to a radtrad Catholic mass, and how that had me reading declarations from Vatican II.
open.substack.com
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kind of on a publishing roll!!! Check out my latest post :)
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
#catholic #cradlecatholic #radtrad #converts
open.substack.com/pub/kelsonke...
#catholic #cradlecatholic #radtrad #converts
I love libraries
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I love libraries
me: *meets another linguist*
me: maybe I *should* take on more student debt
me: maybe I *should* take on more student debt
September 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
me: *meets another linguist*
me: maybe I *should* take on more student debt
me: maybe I *should* take on more student debt
my boyfriend lost NASA funding so now he has to TA/be funded through the university, and enough funding has been lost due to this administration's cuts that the university will likely not have a 2026 or 2027 cohort
stripping funding doesn't just cut "useless" projects; it denies people education
stripping funding doesn't just cut "useless" projects; it denies people education
September 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
my boyfriend lost NASA funding so now he has to TA/be funded through the university, and enough funding has been lost due to this administration's cuts that the university will likely not have a 2026 or 2027 cohort
stripping funding doesn't just cut "useless" projects; it denies people education
stripping funding doesn't just cut "useless" projects; it denies people education
Feeling for my kosher and halal friends... why does every sandwich have ham or salami ??
(I also stopped eating pork)
(I also stopped eating pork)
August 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Feeling for my kosher and halal friends... why does every sandwich have ham or salami ??
(I also stopped eating pork)
(I also stopped eating pork)
I reeallly want a tandem bike
August 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I reeallly want a tandem bike
"If you have to leave at 6:45 why do you have to wake up at 5:30?"
"Babygirl, I gotta read some tweets"
"Babygirl, I gotta read some tweets"
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"If you have to leave at 6:45 why do you have to wake up at 5:30?"
"Babygirl, I gotta read some tweets"
"Babygirl, I gotta read some tweets"
@nytimes.com how do you do a whole episode on Gatsby and not talk about the homoerotic undertones between Nick and Gatsby??
July 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
@nytimes.com how do you do a whole episode on Gatsby and not talk about the homoerotic undertones between Nick and Gatsby??
pathologically eager to talk to mormons ??
July 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
pathologically eager to talk to mormons ??
one of my friend researches bats and years ago I got her a bat necklace and pretty much every post I see she's wearing it 🥹
July 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
one of my friend researches bats and years ago I got her a bat necklace and pretty much every post I see she's wearing it 🥹
the american dream is getting rich enough to steal more wealth from the middle class
July 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the american dream is getting rich enough to steal more wealth from the middle class
I was lucky to see coldplay on their mylo xyloto tour, but forever mourning missing out on their viva la vida era; it had to have been their best tour
July 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I was lucky to see coldplay on their mylo xyloto tour, but forever mourning missing out on their viva la vida era; it had to have been their best tour
thinking about how I was looking for an Irish–Palestinian flag pin for a friend and ended up buying one from Sinn Féin
July 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
thinking about how I was looking for an Irish–Palestinian flag pin for a friend and ended up buying one from Sinn Féin