I'm celebrating Libra season by becoming obsessed with opalescent pink sapphires.

A tiny lizard got into my house today, I tried to be so gentle to trap it and take it outside, but it skittered under my bed, so that's in god's hands now.

I am the only person in the world with the correct plans on Valentine's Day

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social and to all a perfect mashed potato I guess 🫠

Well, Los Angeles County, I wouldn't say it was ideal

[eras tour ends] oh phew, Kate is about to become less insufferable

[mets sign Juan Soto] AHAHAHHAHAHA GUESS AGAIN BITCHESSSSSS

There’s now a big stack of signed Fang Fictions at JFK Terminal 5!! I promise your flight will be better when accompanied by sexy vampires ☺️💚🧛‍♀️

✨New Patreon Ep✨

@mythtaken314.bsky.social Sabrina Ryan + @ianxcarlos.bsky.social discuss Buffy s4's "Something Blue" for the ep's 25th w/guest @ksl.bsky.social

Sub to our Royalty tier + up to watch the full video or our Coven tier for the audio: www.patreon.com/posts/buffy-...

Okay well this is a very nice first mention on this app!!!! (Certainly beats the violent threats in the other place!) Thank you so much 🥰💚🧛‍♀️

I used to have a locked twitter feed that was just food ideas I had while high (e.g. a passover mille-feuille made with nutella and matzo), do we think that's a good use-case for this app?