Mission accomplished!

For me, today I've been working to a soundtrack of Sex Pistols, The Clash, and the soundtrack to Fight Club...
I suspect the second half of my day will be themed similarly.

On one hand, I get it. Otoh, Dick Van Dyke and his wife are really sweet together and that's a 46 year age gap. I couldn't do it, but I wish the Van Dyke family well...

Hank, let's be real. If Earth were orbiting Jupiter we probably wouldn't be the most interesting moon of Jupiter...

If you want low profile, I'd personally recommend Crow and Quill which is a small Victorian themed craft cocktail bar. www.thecrowandquill.com If you are feeling saucy and want something almost guaranteed to be more raucous, I'd suggest Scandals. scandalsnightclub.com/calendar.html

I want the one with the scissors.
Disclaimer: I do NOT have a Sid ornament in my home so I should be safe...

Perhaps if you engaged Victoria Coren-Mitchell in a conversation about poker you could casually drop that you'd like to see David's new show but you aren't certain how to do so from the US. She what she can advise? The time won't be wasted. She's brilliant.