I appreciate the unapologetic banger ownership.

Far different now. He had babysitters before. Right up until the very end. And they all came back can you believe it?

My working theory was that he was just setting small to medium sized fires while they confirmed people from Road Rules to be in charge of all airplanes quietly (gotta hand it to him). It would be historically stupid to assume this fire is too big but uhh...Jesus.

Mario 2 was hard to get at christmas, too. My dad put it in the console and let me unwrap everything and think I didn’t get it.

lol. Never put that together.

All our physical and mental ailments surfacing at the same time tells us which parent we can safely blame.

No lite beer and no potato chips works for me. Have the bartender make your drinks. Or if they don’t have one, be your own bartender.

Fun fact: rapid cessation of alcohol consumption can move the uric acid in the other direction and also cause gout! Getting old sucks ass.

You want your pee pee to be clear. I got gout golfing and drinking 7 beers and just chalked it up to walking a lot while golfing.

Stop drinking beer (switch to everything else) and have your doctor send you gout medicine. They don’t care about that one. They’ll do it on the phone.

Calling it for today. Maybe tomorrow, maybe Christmas.

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The field is thinning.

It’s ok. I wondering if my niece will even be here.

There was probably a brief raw panic too

Probing interest and best time (8?). We should probably cc @whatwoulddingodo.bsky.social

The huge fucking whiner who got thrashed by your kids isn’t here anymore to quit.