people you already like and get along with and NOW they have someone for your kids to play with and you can talk about kid stuff with them? Truly priceless

YES king

These look amazing!!

we’re out of town the whole week for thanksgiving and it’s driving me a little bit crazy not to be able to work on my five million projects I have this time of year

this is why I have mostly neglected my carpets…it sucks but something’s gotta give

Jenna Maroney direct to tv movie ass plot idea

it’s very good! It teaches all about tempo, rhythm and other musical techniques! there are many many worse things to listen to obsessively between the hours of 9:30 and 12:30

I let the 2 year old dictate the music while his brother is at school because he misses his older brother. I have now listened to a 1970s album called “big bird leads the band” about 5000 times. I do recommend this album just not 5000 times

very funny to be holding my water glass out of the way of his grabby little hands while he howls “coffee!! coffeeeeee”

going to call this “stoop bathing” and become an influencer and make so much money

and getting famous as a “content creator” essentially means you got famous for constant communication and encouraging this parasocial behavior, which just further drives this illusion that all famous people, including artists and athletes, want to talk to you

this is actually the secret to making time for yourself as a busy parent. you gotta put like “read library book” on your to do list and then you’re forced to do it

at my former extremely trad parish we got extensive reminders every summer about modest dress for women, as if the trad moms and homeschooling teens were just dying to break out their spaghetti straps and mini skirts

was going to buy my bff a cute little door stopper shaped like a hedgehog for her birthday, saved the link ages ago so I would remember, now it’s $45 because I guess it’s made in Germany. tariffs!!!

printing this out and taping it to my Clearblue monitor