Today I learned that covid has made many of our feet bigger.

Bear with me, this takes some explanation and is probably not going where you think it is...

I bought some new shoes a few months ago. Same brand, same model, same size as a pair I bought several years ago that...

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I used to think anything under a 5.0 was small. With the epicenter of a 4.3 just up the street, I no longer think that way.

27 years

Today

I just made a phone call, no one answered but rather than a voicemail greeting I got a recording that said "the line is busy".

Have I outlived the busy signal!?