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Krystyna
@krystyna-thekryer.bsky.social
Whimsical artist in Melbourne
https://linktr.ee/krystyna.thekryer
Someday, I'm going to have a nice house to myself (maybe some like minded roommates). And I'll host the most amazing, most organized, best decorated parties ever
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sometimes I'll post a story and immediately think: yeah, that's hilarious. I'm a genius

You guys don't get me 😞
August 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just did my first contemporary dance class, my thighs are fecking burning 🔥💃

#dance
May 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
SO ANGRY THAT SO MANY PLACES "HAVE" PLUS SIZES BUT NEVER STOCK THEM IN STORE
January 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Unbuttoning my pants...
Not in a sexy way but in a Christmas dinner way 🤰
December 24, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Do you ever stare so intensely in the mirror that the person in front of you genuinely becomes another being with their own expressions?
December 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
The moon is full and golden tonight
December 15, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I'm opening for @sageroadknight.bsky.social at the Wesley Anne and I hope everyone who sees this post from Melbourne will come watch!
December 8, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Making my setlist and realising... I make a lot of sad songs
November 30, 2024 at 12:36 PM
On December 31st 2023, I desperately wanted to see The Last Dinner Party and I put them in my vision board. Im so happy that that actually happened, like I get to tell my past self that it happened by checking it off 🥹
Vision board for 2025 will also have them btw
November 30, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I would care more if mermaids were real than aliens
November 30, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Usually my anxiety dreams are about people looking to harm me but last night was about the bikini I bought not fitting me and now I really need it to arrive fast so I can check
November 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
My Sunday night is spent teaching my mum (and myself) about the chain of pop cultural events that led to "this ate" as a slang term
November 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
New daily affirmations:
You are in your humble era. Your struggles in this moment will be in your biopic/documentary
November 30, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I DONT UNDERSTAND BIKINIS HOW DO YOU GET THEM TO WORK
-a big busted girl
November 30, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Tripped on my cat and fell on my knees and elbow so I wouldn't fall on her and now I'm sitting with frozen peas on my knees... Peas on knees
November 30, 2024 at 12:27 PM
My current predicament is me googling why my body is acting a certain way and the answer being anxiety/stress
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 PM
I AM WEARING AN ALL WHITE OUTFIT NEXT WEEK, YOUR ARE COMING NOW OR NOT AT ALL
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Me today at work telling all my coworkers that I'm in my favourite band's music video
November 30, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Guys I'm crying so much I'm in @thelastdinnerparty.bsky.social music video 😭
I love them so much
November 30, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Watching #HeartstopperS3
Please for the love of God I just want to be in love
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Sometimes I feel like I'm missing a finger between my pointer and my middle one
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 PM
The freaking betrayal I feel when I click on a photo in Pinterest and it takes me to fucking Temu
November 30, 2024 at 12:19 PM
On another note IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING BABY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Feeling sad rn because I miss The Last Dinner Party and because there aren't any more videos of the Melbourne night that I haven't seen 😔
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 PM