Krystyna
@krystyna-thekryer.bsky.social
Whimsical artist in Melbourne
https://linktr.ee/krystyna.thekryer
https://linktr.ee/krystyna.thekryer
Someday, I'm going to have a nice house to myself (maybe some like minded roommates). And I'll host the most amazing, most organized, best decorated parties ever
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Someday, I'm going to have a nice house to myself (maybe some like minded roommates). And I'll host the most amazing, most organized, best decorated parties ever
Sometimes I'll post a story and immediately think: yeah, that's hilarious. I'm a genius
You guys don't get me 😞
You guys don't get me 😞
August 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sometimes I'll post a story and immediately think: yeah, that's hilarious. I'm a genius
You guys don't get me 😞
You guys don't get me 😞
May 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
SO ANGRY THAT SO MANY PLACES "HAVE" PLUS SIZES BUT NEVER STOCK THEM IN STORE
January 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
SO ANGRY THAT SO MANY PLACES "HAVE" PLUS SIZES BUT NEVER STOCK THEM IN STORE
Unbuttoning my pants...
Not in a sexy way but in a Christmas dinner way 🤰
Not in a sexy way but in a Christmas dinner way 🤰
December 24, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Unbuttoning my pants...
Not in a sexy way but in a Christmas dinner way 🤰
Not in a sexy way but in a Christmas dinner way 🤰
Do you ever stare so intensely in the mirror that the person in front of you genuinely becomes another being with their own expressions?
December 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Do you ever stare so intensely in the mirror that the person in front of you genuinely becomes another being with their own expressions?
The moon is full and golden tonight
December 15, 2024 at 10:53 AM
The moon is full and golden tonight
I'm opening for @sageroadknight.bsky.social at the Wesley Anne and I hope everyone who sees this post from Melbourne will come watch!
December 8, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I'm opening for @sageroadknight.bsky.social at the Wesley Anne and I hope everyone who sees this post from Melbourne will come watch!
Making my setlist and realising... I make a lot of sad songs
November 30, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Making my setlist and realising... I make a lot of sad songs
On December 31st 2023, I desperately wanted to see The Last Dinner Party and I put them in my vision board. Im so happy that that actually happened, like I get to tell my past self that it happened by checking it off 🥹
Vision board for 2025 will also have them btw
Vision board for 2025 will also have them btw
November 30, 2024 at 12:34 PM
On December 31st 2023, I desperately wanted to see The Last Dinner Party and I put them in my vision board. Im so happy that that actually happened, like I get to tell my past self that it happened by checking it off 🥹
Vision board for 2025 will also have them btw
Vision board for 2025 will also have them btw
I would care more if mermaids were real than aliens
November 30, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I would care more if mermaids were real than aliens
Usually my anxiety dreams are about people looking to harm me but last night was about the bikini I bought not fitting me and now I really need it to arrive fast so I can check
November 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Usually my anxiety dreams are about people looking to harm me but last night was about the bikini I bought not fitting me and now I really need it to arrive fast so I can check
My Sunday night is spent teaching my mum (and myself) about the chain of pop cultural events that led to "this ate" as a slang term
November 30, 2024 at 12:31 PM
My Sunday night is spent teaching my mum (and myself) about the chain of pop cultural events that led to "this ate" as a slang term
New daily affirmations:
You are in your humble era. Your struggles in this moment will be in your biopic/documentary
You are in your humble era. Your struggles in this moment will be in your biopic/documentary
November 30, 2024 at 12:29 PM
New daily affirmations:
You are in your humble era. Your struggles in this moment will be in your biopic/documentary
You are in your humble era. Your struggles in this moment will be in your biopic/documentary
I DONT UNDERSTAND BIKINIS HOW DO YOU GET THEM TO WORK
-a big busted girl
-a big busted girl
November 30, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I DONT UNDERSTAND BIKINIS HOW DO YOU GET THEM TO WORK
-a big busted girl
-a big busted girl
Tripped on my cat and fell on my knees and elbow so I wouldn't fall on her and now I'm sitting with frozen peas on my knees... Peas on knees
November 30, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Tripped on my cat and fell on my knees and elbow so I wouldn't fall on her and now I'm sitting with frozen peas on my knees... Peas on knees
My current predicament is me googling why my body is acting a certain way and the answer being anxiety/stress
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 PM
My current predicament is me googling why my body is acting a certain way and the answer being anxiety/stress
I AM WEARING AN ALL WHITE OUTFIT NEXT WEEK, YOUR ARE COMING NOW OR NOT AT ALL
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 PM
I AM WEARING AN ALL WHITE OUTFIT NEXT WEEK, YOUR ARE COMING NOW OR NOT AT ALL
Me today at work telling all my coworkers that I'm in my favourite band's music video
November 30, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Me today at work telling all my coworkers that I'm in my favourite band's music video
Guys I'm crying so much I'm in @thelastdinnerparty.bsky.social music video 😭
I love them so much
I love them so much
November 30, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Guys I'm crying so much I'm in @thelastdinnerparty.bsky.social music video 😭
I love them so much
I love them so much
Watching #HeartstopperS3
Please for the love of God I just want to be in love
Please for the love of God I just want to be in love
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Watching #HeartstopperS3
Please for the love of God I just want to be in love
Please for the love of God I just want to be in love
Sometimes I feel like I'm missing a finger between my pointer and my middle one
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Sometimes I feel like I'm missing a finger between my pointer and my middle one
The freaking betrayal I feel when I click on a photo in Pinterest and it takes me to fucking Temu
November 30, 2024 at 12:19 PM
The freaking betrayal I feel when I click on a photo in Pinterest and it takes me to fucking Temu
On another note IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING BABY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2024 at 12:19 PM
On another note IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING BABY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Feeling sad rn because I miss The Last Dinner Party and because there aren't any more videos of the Melbourne night that I haven't seen 😔
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Feeling sad rn because I miss The Last Dinner Party and because there aren't any more videos of the Melbourne night that I haven't seen 😔