I don’t think anyone deserves to be the test case for that.

This is Griffin. He’s a Devon Rex, and was probably around eight years old when we snagged him from a local shelter. He was a delightfully opinionated character, and he won over my ‘cat-hating’ father by force of personality and involuntary cuddles.

A lot of previous name-calling has been presented as inside jokes or political wrangling. This was a straight up insult to someone face clearly meant only to insult and intimidate them.

I’d seriously be at the register the next day asking to transfer to a class where my safety isn’t at risk.

Clearly the solution is for those women to not have children and thus not carry on the genetic doom-sensing trait.

The article is from October when the shutdown was still on.

Yeti are known for being (1) very hairy and (2) difficult to find. Neither of which applies to the toupee in chief.

I feel insulted by the lack of forethought in this metaphor.

There’s a trick for that - put fun versions of depressing things. People will not buy you sport socks. They will buy you fuzzy socks or socks with paw prints. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Not sure how to get OTC meds in fun versions though.

Large scale antivax excuses are just as nonsensical as small private excuses.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around ‘we can’t take action against a thing because acknowledging it exists ruins trade’.

Is there a menu or a price list somewhere?

Because peppermint and chocolate is such a difficult combination to find during December. 🤨

Wait until she learns that no fur means the skin monster puts out warms like a small radiator.

Is the best work here in the production of fleece or the production of mustache? They are both impressive.

Okay, correct that viruses don’t fly around randomly. We have mathematical models for that.

While the rest is wildly incorrect, I think the idea of viruses jumping on strangers like unruly dogs is kinda funny.

Incidentally, poisons can also spread through the air and hit strangers so …

The commercial breaks cover a multitude of baking mistakes.

Do talking points come with the permission? Or are they planning to refuse permission to particular professors?

I’m hoping he forgot there was a camera, not that he thought the camera didn’t matter.

If the only outcome is that he was sent home early that day, then the camera didn’t matter.