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Erika
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WARNING: may contain snark, science, feminism, gardening, cat pictures. she/her

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I don’t think anyone deserves to be the test case for that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is Griffin. He’s a Devon Rex, and was probably around eight years old when we snagged him from a local shelter. He was a delightfully opinionated character, and he won over my ‘cat-hating’ father by force of personality and involuntary cuddles.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A lot of previous name-calling has been presented as inside jokes or political wrangling. This was a straight up insult to someone face clearly meant only to insult and intimidate them.
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’d seriously be at the register the next day asking to transfer to a class where my safety isn’t at risk.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Clearly the solution is for those women to not have children and thus not carry on the genetic doom-sensing trait.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The article is from October when the shutdown was still on.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Yeti are known for being (1) very hairy and (2) difficult to find. Neither of which applies to the toupee in chief.

I feel insulted by the lack of forethought in this metaphor.
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
There’s a trick for that - put fun versions of depressing things. People will not buy you sport socks. They will buy you fuzzy socks or socks with paw prints. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Not sure how to get OTC meds in fun versions though.
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Large scale antivax excuses are just as nonsensical as small private excuses.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around ‘we can’t take action against a thing because acknowledging it exists ruins trade’.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is there a menu or a price list somewhere?
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Because peppermint and chocolate is such a difficult combination to find during December. 🤨
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Wait until she learns that no fur means the skin monster puts out warms like a small radiator.
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is the best work here in the production of fleece or the production of mustache? They are both impressive.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Okay, correct that viruses don’t fly around randomly. We have mathematical models for that.

While the rest is wildly incorrect, I think the idea of viruses jumping on strangers like unruly dogs is kinda funny.

Incidentally, poisons can also spread through the air and hit strangers so …
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The commercial breaks cover a multitude of baking mistakes.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Do talking points come with the permission? Or are they planning to refuse permission to particular professors?
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m hoping he forgot there was a camera, not that he thought the camera didn’t matter.

If the only outcome is that he was sent home early that day, then the camera didn’t matter.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM