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kryodoxis
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Hi! I'm kryodoxis. 🐈 🍉 🏳️‍🌈
• "Unethical video game journalist" (/v/ 2016)
• "AmeriKKKa's most blunted" (Forbes 2019)
10. He looooves interaction bait
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
9. He loves to party
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
8. He loves The People(tm), especially of India
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
7. He's a gamer
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
6. He's genuinely curious about certain facts, like not in a conspiratorial way he just genuinely has no idea
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
5. He TRVSTS in Santa Claus delivering gifts to everyone
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
4. He wants to know whether the things he experiences are normal or whether he should see a doctor
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
3. He also loves his mutuals and his family
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
2. He wants to know everything about his mutuals
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
1. He's like, a hopeless romantic
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My theory: the Q guy on Twitter isn't a schizophrenic conspiracy theorist, he's just a really mundane guy with a strange typing style 🧵
January 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
happy new year!
January 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
you used to call me on my Rotom phone
December 3, 2024 at 6:37 PM