Hanging out with Sparkle in the “we don’t wear our shoes like normal people” club

The line between gun and gun that is also a girl is blurring even more…

I was 100% not ready for the end of the run.

HI STILL FUCKING AWAKE THO, I'M DAD

I’ve seen ramen noodles associated with hot sauce brands, but those Totino’s ones seem extra cursed and I 100% want to try them.

Who are you again?

I'm holding out for Mexican BashPrime that's made with cane sugar

Is it bad I know exactly which Popeye cartoon this is?

SASUGA BARBIE

I was so busy picking my jaw up off the floor I actually forgot to take a picture, but my *very first* run with El Condor Pasa after this to start farming sparks anew yielded me a 3-star speed spark. I'm shook.

I have witnessed a miracle this day. I'm not even mad that I got shorted on white sparks. I will happily take a 3-star power spark.