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It cannot be OVERSTATED how critical time away from the creative process is to the creative process!
February 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
January 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I mean, I think it’s pretty clear the problem is simply that you eat too much. Have you tried cutting back on avocados? No way our healthcare system could ever be an issue because open markets and capitalism, obviously. Definitely the avocados.
January 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
December 28, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I feel like this is relevant to the boobies conversation, but I can’t quite put my finger on the nipple of why. Anyway …. 🎶🎶
December 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Yeah, but on the #naughtylist we have unlimited credit amid the looming collapse of the financial system. Also: boobies. We have boobies on the naughty list.
December 15, 2024 at 3:54 PM
(See what I did with the dog as a hat?) this one is more nightmare devilmas speed:
December 15, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Fuck. I didn’t know we were shit talking, too.

Better to take my time than finish too early, Cap’n!
December 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Shit. Hold on, I’m not ready yet. I gotta find a Devilmas hat!
December 15, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Like an infinite freight train carrying a million marching bands. Derail that motherfucker.
December 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM