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krull1981.bsky.social
@krull1981.bsky.social
Poor bloke got woke up early that morning by Suggs too.
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reminds me of that bloke who started the first UK ecig company, used to keep boasting online about putting all his money into gold back in the 00's.

Then he was on Crimewatch after he had two men storm into his house and rob it all.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Its even got a collar on by the looks of it.
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Arthur Ball.
August 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Guess this is the Trekkie equivalent to the collective Whovian mini heart attack whenever Tom Baker starts trending on Twitter, every time its because its his birthday.
August 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I remember there was a Jewelry maker who had an "Influencer Special".

Said influencer pays for the £200 worth they want for free upfront, when their affiliate code bought in 10 or more sales they get a full refund and get to keep the goods.

None of them took her up on the offer.
August 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I get mine through the my terminal like a proper spod. (curl wittr.in/london)
July 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
July 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Apparently graffitiing a giant phalus around them does though.
July 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Funniest one i heard about was the "Black Fax" attack on UK parliament back in the early 90's.

Gov was trying to outlaw rave culture so hackers bombarded every fax number with a fax of a black piece of card.

Logjammed every single printer and wasted all their black ink and paper.
July 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I suspect its one of those "Last Chance Saloon" type pubs that arent on pubwatch.

They get the dregs who've been mass banned from everywhere else as regulars.

Then the licence gets pulled because the police are sick of continually having to deal with the place along with non compliant management.
June 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Probably only thought it would cause a row (which he could earwig on) but it escalated quickly.
June 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I always thought it would be funny if it was his neighbour stitching him up the whole time.

Hears Ron shout the pin code to his wife, so he buys a replacement remote, waits for them to go to bed then plays a bluey on it through the window with the sound muted.

Keeps it up till the bill turns up.
June 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I only got into it in 1988 when i was 7 and none of the other kids in my class at school were watching it by that point.

People look back like there's a generation that was robbed of Doctor when it was cancelled but no kids i knew gave a hoot to begin with.
June 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Or that Mini Retro Console kickstarter thing that looked like a silver Mega Drive.

Same specs as a Banana Pi yet they denied it was just a Banana Pi in a fancy case.

Then when it dropped.... it was a Banana Pi in fancy case.
May 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I remember Toby Anstis referring to him as "YoYo Yentob" once live on CBBC.

I dont know what that was all about.
May 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
She's quite meta using her clown's pocket as an actual clown's pocket.
May 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
TBF the kid in class who had a Dragon 32 got dunked on quite alot, but that was because he kept lying about games he had for it that were better than anything on Speccy/C64.

We called his bluff during the summer holidays and went round his to play them but he'd "Lent them all to his cousin"
May 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Mate of mine didn't realise they expired after 10 years and need renewing. He found that out at check in on the day of travel and he had to go home while his wife took the kids alone to her sister's wedding in Spain.
May 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Bad flashback to the time i bought Red Heat on speccy at a carboot while on holiday in Yorkshire as a kid.

Eagerly anticipating playing it when i got home the next week only to find out it's shite.

Also got Dracula: The Undying for 50p from same stall which turned out to be a crappy Pacman clone.
April 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
IIRC. It's Down, Down, Forward, Forward, High Punch at sweep distance to do his Solar Blitz death move.
April 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM