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Christian Nationalists:

QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?

ANSWER: Zero times.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I'm so sick of the casualness of their constant lying.
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Some of us do.
September 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The newly ousted director of the CDC refused to fire top agency leaders or approve changes to vaccines from RFK Jr.’s hand-picked panel of advisers.
Monarez refused to fire top CDC leaders, ‘rubber-stamp’ vaccine changes, confidante says
The former CDC director was ousted late Wednesday after refusing to resign despite pressure from Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.politico.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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It's time for poetry
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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The election tampering begins. Trump announced on his social media that he would push to eliminate mail-in ballots and sign an executive order to “help bring HONESTY to the 2026 Midterm Elections.”
August 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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James Madison was elected in 1812 during the War of 1812.

Abraham Lincoln was elected in 1864 during the Civil War.

FDR was elected in 1944 during WWII.

JBJ & Nixon were elected in 1964 & 1972 during the Vietnam War.

George W. Bush was elected in 2004 during the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
August 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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"THE ART OF THE KNEEL"

TRUMP: "You have to agree to a ceasefire or there will be sanctions."

PUTIN: "No ceasefire."

TRUMP: "OK."

PUTIN: "And no sanctions."

TRUMP: "OK."

PUTIN: "We're done. Thanks for the red carpet and photo ops."
August 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Just remember that Pamela Jo Bondi and all the other Trump sycophants at the Justice Department have seen videos of Trump, Epstein, Dershowitz, and other old men raping teenage girls and decided they needed to protect the rapists, not the victims.

They are immoral vultures.
August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The new trade agreement between the US and the UK was, apparently, written with invisible ink.
June 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Trump wants to go to war with Iran for something he is directly responsible for—Iran's resumption of of the enrichment of uranium.
June 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Rangers don’t walk alone. 🕯️
May 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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100 times yes ..
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Eighty-nine.
April 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I wonder how the Supreme Court feels about granting Donald Trump immunity for official acts now that one of those official acts is telling the Supreme Court to shove their ruling and fuck the fuck off.
April 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The More You Know…💫
April 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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If the Trump administration were honest that they are only deporting our worst criminals, Donald would already be in El Salvador.
April 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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“Could you state your full name for the record?”

TULSI GABBARD: “I'm not familiar with that.”

“Is your current job title Director of National Intelligence?

GABBARD: “I have not read my official stationery yet.”

“Did Cruella de Vil OK stealing her hairstyle?”

GABBARD: “She stole it from me.”
March 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Pete Hegseth: "Hey, front desk, can I get a wakeup call for 10:30AM? I need to get up super early because we are secretly bombing Yemen tomorrow at 1PM. And could you have someone send up another bottle of Scotch? Thanks."
March 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM