...too smart for your own good, blort butt.

Such a good boy! Stinky puppies say what?

And you know what awaited you if you did. Do I need to tell everyone what is was? A certain someone might love to hear it~

Such a blorty puppy! Good thin we kept you in those ;)

Of course I'm happy to help a person achieve total subdom. Enjoy the Prince Albert!

That's not a great report card bud. I'd say you can try again next year, but I think we both know the result of that. Why don't we just keep those on permanently, okay? Don't want the puppy having an accident ;)

You know what's hilarious? You wanted to make posting these a bet. Because you were so shy! Look at you now, fudge butt

Dawwww, maybe you should not take so many laxatives next time, yeah? It's cute that you wanted to put on such a big show though ;)

Hey! Not super obedient...

Yay! So happy for you!