It only took 40 days plus surprise import tax but my guy is here

Wicked got me to check The Wizard of Oz (1939) as well as Disney's Return to Oz, that led me to The Neverending story, and now I'm on a personal mission

So, I just learned there are two Uzumaki games for the Wonderswan and one of them happens to be an adventure/simulation game.
But what's funny is that one of the minigames seems to be a snail race:

So satisfying.

Got them BotW kids for 15 bucks each. They look so good for the price, but mobility isn't great even if they have lots of joints. I accidentally got Zelda's leg out of its socket trying to get her on a sitting pose at first.

why is he doing this pose?

This one almost bridges the gap.

But for real, these two characters are completely different people in my subconscious. I can't perceive a sense of continuity between them.

love the silent hill-esque thumbnail

MARIO NOOOOOOO

I feel like nowadays we can't say "subversion" or "deconstruction" without getting a wedgie so seeing this title made me shudder a little bit even though it's true.

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