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SO BEGINS THE QUEST TO MAKE THE WORST SOFTWARE KNOWN TO MANKIND. THE DEVELOPMENT CYCLE WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
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@kroma-com.bsky.social
· Feb 18
THE CORPORATION WILL NOT USE LOWER CASE LETTERS. THE BOARD DECREES CAPITAL LETTERS ARE WHOLESOME AND GOOD FOR THE LIVER
STOP IGNORING US LOOK WE'RE INSANELY EVIL AND TRYING TO CRUSH DEMOCRACY AND FORCE MINORITIES INTO WORK CAMPS BUT THAT DAMN PRESIDENT KEEPS TRYING TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING CAPITALISM IS GOOD FOR YOU. BE AFRAID OF ME DARN IT
June 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
STOP IGNORING US LOOK WE'RE INSANELY EVIL AND TRYING TO CRUSH DEMOCRACY AND FORCE MINORITIES INTO WORK CAMPS BUT THAT DAMN PRESIDENT KEEPS TRYING TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING CAPITALISM IS GOOD FOR YOU. BE AFRAID OF ME DARN IT
ONLY ONE PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE KNOWS WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT BUT I WON'T SAY WHO OR WHY THEY KNOW BECAUSE IT'S EMBARRASSING
June 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ONLY ONE PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE KNOWS WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT BUT I WON'T SAY WHO OR WHY THEY KNOW BECAUSE IT'S EMBARRASSING
THE BOARD CANNOT LET ANOTHER WAR BREAK OUT THAT ALLOWS MERCENARIES AS THIS WOULD ALLOW MANN CO TO OVERTAKE US IN SHARE VALUE
Fun fact: the USA and Iran both refused to ratify the Geneva Convention so you should probably build a bomb shelter under your house because you are very much a legitimate target if you're in either country. Alternatively you could just NOT go to war with anyone too because that's also an option
Can Tucker Carlson talk Trump down from escalating war with Iran?
He’s done it before.
He’s done it before.
March 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
THE BOARD CANNOT LET ANOTHER WAR BREAK OUT THAT ALLOWS MERCENARIES AS THIS WOULD ALLOW MANN CO TO OVERTAKE US IN SHARE VALUE
DUE TO EXECUTIVE ORDERS FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WE ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED TO FOLLOW HEALTH REGULATIONS. CONSEQUENTLY NON-URINE-FLAVOR E-CIGARETTES ARE PERMITTED ON SITE EXCEPT IN THE EXPLOSIVES DEPOT, WHERE COMPENSATORY NICOTINE WATER IS AVAILABLE FROM THE BATHROOM TAPS
February 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
DUE TO EXECUTIVE ORDERS FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WE ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED TO FOLLOW HEALTH REGULATIONS. CONSEQUENTLY NON-URINE-FLAVOR E-CIGARETTES ARE PERMITTED ON SITE EXCEPT IN THE EXPLOSIVES DEPOT, WHERE COMPENSATORY NICOTINE WATER IS AVAILABLE FROM THE BATHROOM TAPS
IN LIGHT OF THE YEARLY HEALTH INSPECTION, ONLY AMMONIA-FLAVOURED E-CIGARRETTES ARE PERMITTED ON SITE FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH. NO SMOKING OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM. ALSO THE THIRD FLOOR BATHROOM IS FLOODED WITH CYANOBACTERIA. CONSEQUENTLY THERE IS NO LONGER A THIRD FLOOR BATHROOM
February 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
IN LIGHT OF THE YEARLY HEALTH INSPECTION, ONLY AMMONIA-FLAVOURED E-CIGARRETTES ARE PERMITTED ON SITE FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH. NO SMOKING OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM. ALSO THE THIRD FLOOR BATHROOM IS FLOODED WITH CYANOBACTERIA. CONSEQUENTLY THERE IS NO LONGER A THIRD FLOOR BATHROOM
THE CORPORATION WILL NOT USE LOWER CASE LETTERS. THE BOARD DECREES CAPITAL LETTERS ARE WHOLESOME AND GOOD FOR THE LIVER
February 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
THE CORPORATION WILL NOT USE LOWER CASE LETTERS. THE BOARD DECREES CAPITAL LETTERS ARE WHOLESOME AND GOOD FOR THE LIVER
A LOT OF OUR EMPLOYEES SEEM TO BE OBSESSED WITH ANTHRO REPTILES.
THE REQUESTS FOR AN OFFICIAL MASCOT HAVE BEEN REDIRECTED TO THE BOARD OF EVIL BUISINESSMEN IN ANTARCTICA BUT NO PROMISES
THE REQUESTS FOR AN OFFICIAL MASCOT HAVE BEEN REDIRECTED TO THE BOARD OF EVIL BUISINESSMEN IN ANTARCTICA BUT NO PROMISES
February 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A LOT OF OUR EMPLOYEES SEEM TO BE OBSESSED WITH ANTHRO REPTILES.
THE REQUESTS FOR AN OFFICIAL MASCOT HAVE BEEN REDIRECTED TO THE BOARD OF EVIL BUISINESSMEN IN ANTARCTICA BUT NO PROMISES
THE REQUESTS FOR AN OFFICIAL MASCOT HAVE BEEN REDIRECTED TO THE BOARD OF EVIL BUISINESSMEN IN ANTARCTICA BUT NO PROMISES
HELLO I AM EVIL MEGACORPORATION BRAND ACCOUNT HERE TO POST ABOUT SELLING PRODUCTS FOR MONETARY GAIN AND ADVERTISE
February 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
HELLO I AM EVIL MEGACORPORATION BRAND ACCOUNT HERE TO POST ABOUT SELLING PRODUCTS FOR MONETARY GAIN AND ADVERTISE