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paternalistic military strategist.
Pinned
' incompetent strategist
who named himself after his
Dead Pet . '
° oi.
be fahkin' noice . °

NO 😠 .
April 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the drowning log that is krok remains frozen, face down in the water.
bubbles seep from his mask and pop to the surface slowly before.
death rolling four rapid times; his silent tantrum in the water.
he instantly stands up in the water now, high above any possibility of drowning .
April 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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krok?
... kro bro ?
are yew- are yew ..
.. lewk, krok, if you're trying tew offline yewrself, can yew at least dew it after yew make our Mac n' cheese, please, krok, please ☹️
April 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it's absolutely killing krok how these wr*ckers keep getting put in the most absurd and lethal situations possible, yet somehow survive.
floating face down, ramrod straight, in a river like a log.
he's . Thinking .

the average therapy session for krok. pretending to be a dead body .
April 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
° starstorm is an absolute angel o' a minimech woo 'as nevah done anythin' wrong in their woole entire life, swear on mah bes' mate, i do. as sweet as seared shrimp on the barbie. °

not looking up from his therapy numbered coloring of crocs swimming in a lake. almost done shading the lake in...
April 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
° the only thing tha's scavengeable from those yobbo squishies is
More
mental illness, an we already gort ourselves enough o' tha' o'ready, mates . dorn't go anywhere's near them, ya'hear me, cranks ? them's are dangerous wahters .°

CAN THOSE HUMANS HIT THE BRICKS ALREADY??? aRGH. SO DAMN LOUD. CAN'T EVEN 'EAR MYSELF DINK OVER 'ERE. GOTDAMN . what can a bot even scavenge offa 'uman anyway... watta wasta wudder.. ain't dat wut dey are?.. 60% wudder ? 🤨?
argh. i dunno. dis is too much tew dink.
hurtin' my helm dent 😑 .
April 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
° ourh ?
.... wrow :} .°
immediately sitting in the rocking armchair slightly diagonal from the tv, knitting alligator mittens for the crew as he watches & judges everyone else's knitting

( turning on the world's best knitting competition on the TV )

DOO NAURT.
ENCOURAGE THIS . °
April 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
° NAUR .

( squinted angry red visor..
watching intently as starstorm games ..
digits scratching chin . )
hmmmmm.
.... have you tried..
...
Punching it ? 😑 .

April 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
° scuse me, mate, but- if ya could- err.. insert proper professional pronouns ere,
@ tetris. teh Virtual Entertrainment System.
wouldjamind maybe..
..lowerin teh difficulty?
see, mate, you're- you're upsettin my crewmate rioght propah ! an tha's a naur can do.. please @ hotmail me back
♡ krok°
April 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
° die, wr*ckers, die 💚 °

happy crocodile tail wags.

hopefully whatever is contained in a glitter bomb is lethal !
( what the hell else would be in a glitter bomb .. ) ( does he know what glitter is .. )
April 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
° which one is teh chicken an' which is teh jocke ? m'confused on teh meanin' now... mayhaps misfire has.. led me astray with his constant mentionin' o'itt... sporadically ..
... wit'no deriveable.. sensical meanin'... tha' i can sort .. 💧-
chicken jockey 😐 .
April 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
° i reckon a chicken jockey is like onuvvo'those medieval blokes tha' ride tha' horses !
those long-legged majestic creatures with the hair like a Sheila! buhut- insteadah riding orses,
. . they ride teh bloodah chickens 🙀⁉️⁉️ !?!? 💥💥

personallah, ratha unethical soundin ta me..°
April 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
° well, tha'll be cause io'm ugly 😷 °

. .why do you wear a mask if you like smiles so much ...

° well, tha'll be cause o' my mask, mate 😷! <- mask emoji. i ave been recentlt told o' their emotive prowess ! 🥦<- vegetable
April 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
° well, tha'll be cause o' my mask, mate 😷! <- mask emoji. i ave been recentlt told o' their emotive prowess ! 🥦<- vegetable

.... but. ... you Don't smile 😑?

° by my bloody oath, mate, i do believe tha's wots called a
' smile ', meant to soothe ratha than spite ! ya make it seem lioke we dun'doitt... which we doo!! jus' lookitt misfire's pearly whites ifya want a rioght prime an' beaut of an example ! °
April 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
° by my bloody oath, mate, i do believe tha's wots called a
' smile ', meant to soothe ratha than spite ! ya make it seem lioke we dun'doitt... which we doo!! jus' lookitt misfire's pearly whites ifya want a rioght prime an' beaut of an example ! °

. ... 💧💧
KROOOOK!!
HELLLPPPP!!!!!!
IT'S BARING ITS DENTAE AT ME !!!!!!!

April 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
° ...... °
all these autobots are making him.

antsy.

green crocodile tail swishing.
... he's keeping his crew close.
... the semi-emergency meeting shall be held shortly.

sending out the semi-emergency alert of the semi-emergency meeting being soon-to-come .
April 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
° hol' a quick second, mates.
. . .
tha's our lil' storm.
tha's our lil' star !!
I TOLD YOO, I TOLD YOO .
WE DUN' GIV'VUP ON OUR CREW.
THA'S OUR STARSTORM RIOGH'THERE. I CAN SEE 'EM WIT'MY OWN TWO BLOODY OPTICS

STORMIE ! STORMIE, MATE, DUN'GO ACTIN' SHY ON ME!
hug y'krok 💚°
scaly arms out
April 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
° sun shines all the tiome, long as yoo keep y'spark spirits up, cranks . c'mon, mate. y'got- wot's tha? ten ? eleven new people w(h)oo wanna be
y'mate . make good on 'em, aye? s'only rioght . °
THEY CAN TAKE THEIR STUPID PINS.
& SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE !!!!!!!1!11!
April 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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