It is totally valid. The rest of it would probably have the same effect or stronger effect. Dango Daikazoku got me too

His character is a large snake man obsessed with eating. That session he ended up trying to eat another player who is small in size, several crawling hands, a wizard, and a shambling tentacle monster.

He did succeed in eating a kobold named snud and several addictive fruits.

This hurt my brain to read and I don't think I'll ever recover. Thank you

I choose neither. I'm not working but i'm stressing about working so I don't rest either.

I had the sniffles and didn't prep it!

The other half of the time you get caught by nintendo security and you have to call your friend's uncle who works at nintendo to break you out but he doesn't answer.

Next level: don't even have a character or any need for Pronouns. Just to mess with people.

Everyone is ready to talk about having a crush on Ellen Ripley but nobody expects the xenomorph convo.

My friends and I refer to the femme character as a 'fight attendant'. So I am totally on the same page. Outfits are a super letdown unless you want to shell out the money... which I didn't.

In my experience, it's always funny

As a fellow fail DM, I would love to see you fail to DM a game!

Nah nah nah we totally planned it. It's halloween's fault for shifting the date

We'll always have the classic seasons and the knowledge that even the worst rangers seasons in the past are still better than the slop they are serving. And we will always have that.