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Kenneth Robert Marlo
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NYC-Area Performing Artist living fully in it ... acting on screen, stage (AEA), & behind the microphone. Magic, Music, & Whimsy

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George Carlin, circa 1971…
Young George Carlin speaking the quoted post attached to this message.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Welp…
Screenshot of Jeremy Renner’s IMDB displaying upcoming projects that states: Filmography: Jeremy Renner Actor Untitled Oxycontin Project Pre-production
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Lolllllll!!!
Screenshot of Jeremy Renner’s IMDB displaying upcoming projects that states: Filmography: Jeremy Renner Actor Untitled Oxycontin Project Pre-production
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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First us across the river … now this!

Outstanding night tonight.

L. F. G!!!!!
2025 N.J. GENERAL GOVERNOR Mikie Sherrill wins. AP race call at 9:23 p.m. on Nov. 4, 2025. CANDIDATE Mikie Sherrill DEM Jack Ciattarelli GOP Vic Kaplan IND Joanne Kuniansky IND AP estimates 64% of votes counted VOTES 1,184,696 881,731 6,753 4,647 PCT 57.0% 42.4% 0.3% 0.2% Updated Nov 4, 2025, 9:29 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Terrific. Now that we’re governed by Six Degrees Of [Pablo Escobar] rules here, I guess I’m in some real deep shit eventually…
Sir Paul McCartney pictured with Andy The Nonce (nee Prince Andrew) Kenneth Robert Marlo pictured with Sir Paul McCartney. Barack Obama pictured with Benjamin Netanyahu. Kenneth Robert Marlo pictured with Barack Obama.
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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That these insufferable chucklefucks are lying as hard as this is one thing, but they can’t even spell on these mailers!!!

How much did this cost you, and you can’t even proofread!?!
A portion of a political mailer card from New Jersey Republican morons that reads: PAID FOR BY CHOICE FOR CHANGE, AN ACCOUNT OF THE N| REPUBLICAN STATE COMMITTEE, PO BOX 68, SUMMIT, NJ 07902. WWW.NJGOP.ORG. NOT AUTHORIZED BY ANY CANDIDATE OR CANDIDATE COMMITTEE. TRENTON POLITICIANS GARY SCHAER & CLINTON CALABRESE HAVE NEW JERSEY HEADED THE WRONG WAY * SKYROCKETING ELECTRIC BILLS * HIGHEST PROPERTY TAXES IN THE COUNTRY * RADICAL IMIGRATION POLICIES INCLUDING CASH PAYMENTS ALL WHILE VOTING THEMSELVES A 67% PAY RAISE! 67%! HIGHER TAXES FOR US. A PAY RAISE FOR THE
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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And now, we sit a moment in Times Square to reflect and people-watch.
A fifty year old Newsie sits on the giant red stairs of Times Square NYC looking over the glowing capitalism shining before him.
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Heard, Stew Leonard’s.

I’ll make my annual physical appointment tomorrow.
Photograph of a Stew Leonard’s supermarket display intended to promote Healthy Nuts & Snacks, but a balloon is between the photographer and the sign. This comedically looks like the sign says, “Healthy Nut Sacks.”
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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My Timeline Serendipity nails it for the second time in 24 hours…
Screenshot of two posts. Top of which by Kenneth Robert MarlO’Lantern states, So, okay, hear me out … “Weapons” run, but for knowing which way to go and getting where I need to be after getting off the NYC Subway.” The post below by boo-rit captions a screenshot of an Aimee Terese post stating “Cry about my double lip line bitch. It’s not my fault you could never, try not to be too jelly,” above a photo of a woman with heavy lip makeup while wearing enormous and garish sunglasses and a large headband. boo-rit’s quote posted caption states, “weapons (2025)”
October 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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This is INCREDIBLE timeline serendipity.

Thank you, @doctornerdlove.com 🤣
Screenshot of a Bluesky timeline featuring a quote post of a photo of a Halloween decorative tombstone that reads “Palpatine.” The post’s user states “devastated,” while the quote post states “It’s fine. I’m sure, somehow, he’ll return.” The next fully unrelated post in sequence displays a photo of Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) in the notorious reaction scene from which the quote posted response is taken.
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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My brother sent this photo of his from Monday.

Buns reversed and everything grilled up together like a savory … hot … alluring blend of patty and …. ahhhh … melt?

I’m frankly appalled my brother sent me straight-up porn.
A Five Guys burger, cooked in some intoxicating method of bun reversal into what is most easily compared as a “Patty Melt.”
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Give me something in a “death of the guy in Paranormal Activity 3, but with an animal and some co-opted Norsezi stuff, please. Thanks!

Unrelated, here’s a photo of the new pin I picked up this past weekend at the Maryland Rennaisance Fest.
An enamel pin worn on a strap. It has gold colored letters next to the Norse symbol for the hammer of Thor (Mjolnir). The letters state, “NO NAZIS IN VALHALLA.”
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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🤦‍♂️

Holding an account adds to his user numbers & your content feeds Grok.

Keeping your Tesla boosts brand visibility while also feeding him MASSIVE amounts of outrageously valuable data via your driving, music habits, location, etc.

It DOES make him richer!!!

These takes are unbearably myopic.
Holding an X account doesn't make Elon Musk richer. Also... Throwing your already purchased Tesla in the sea doesn't make him poorer. Nothing worse than posts that imply normal people are complicit when they aren't. Will Yeates @wyeates.bsky.social • 1h If you continue to hold on to your X account.. If you continue to drive a Tesla... If you continue using Starlink... Remember who and what you're supporting. Elon Musk is paying Tommy Robinson's legal costs. Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins Text is above a press photo of Tommy Robinson walking amongst his legal team and press.
October 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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What an unbelievably fun night last night. Extremely exciting to see the full picture of Killer of the Haunt: At Gravity Hill put together on screen.

Incredible feedback from friends & audience members. Ego has been enormously boosted!!!

Next stop: The festival circuit & beyond!
Cast members of the indie horror film Killer of the Haunt at Gravity Hill pictured with the director on the premiere screening step & repeat. From left to right: Joshua Malekos (Thomas), Rob Cuollo (Writer/Director), Zachary Geiger (Luke), Kaitlyn Rose Rabocse (Emma), and Kenneth Robert Marlo (Bruce).
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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It has all but replaced the magic wand for magicians/mentalists.

So glad to have discovered Sherpa pen sleeves though. Elevates the “just a marker” look and shows me who my kind of people are at strolling gigs.

Because all work and no play……
A man is holding a Sharpie marker, but it is encased in a special decorative sleeve printed with the carpet pattern of the Overlook Hotel from Kubrick’s film The Shining.
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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But in one week, Killer of the Haunt premieres. Hopefully, more news will follow shortly after about how more of you can see it.

I’m so happy with my work I’ve seen so far in that. So, I’m clinging for my life to that positivity.

The rest is pavement getting duly pounded.
Kenneth Robert Marlo, his hair wild while his face expresses a terrifying grin in the blue hues of night. Official promo still from the film “Killer of the Haunt: At Gravity Hill”
October 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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New official stills for Killer of the Haunt: At Gravity Hill have dropped!

A week & a half away from the red carpet premiere in NYC!

As of 2:45PM today, there were only 8 remaining tickets left. Message quick if you're interested in coming to the big night. They may even already be gone as I type.
Kenneth Robert Marlo emoting in an official still image from Killer of the Haunt: At Gravity Hill Kenneth Robert Marlo emoting in an official still image from Killer of the Haunt: At Gravity Hill Kenneth Robert Marlo emoting in an official still image from Killer of the Haunt: At Gravity Hill Kenneth Robert Marlo emoting with teeth in an official still image from Killer of the Haunt: At Gravity Hill
October 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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“I am tired of Earth. These [filters].”
Three panel comic featuring Dr. Manhattan on the surface of Mars. Panel 1, dressed in his black and white suit for TV, he says, “Well, I think I’ll get naked and find a place where I can whine like a sad idiot.” Panel 2, he is naked with his back to us. He says, “I guess this will do.” Panel 3, he faces is directly, looking forlorn. He says, “Complain.” Fin
October 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Good work, everyone.
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September 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Yup. Didn’t screenshot it, but had my say in the “Other” comment space too.
An email confirming that my Disney+ subscription has been canceled.
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I am so tired of people making decisions for this planet based on insane and rambling interpretations fairy tales from an anthology book of stories.

If I ever hold an elected office, I swearing in on this then.
Holding aloft my copy of the collected Cthulhu Mythos Tales by H.P. Lovecraft.
September 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I was gonna quote post snark, but I’m gonna let someone else ruin this instead.

Nice.
Screenshot of the post being replied to with the 69 reposts highlighted in yellow. …….nice.
September 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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I was going to participate, but between you and these two folks, all my choices are repped already. 🤣
Screenshot of two posts engaging in “Share some of the best eyes in movies.” The top photo is of the creature with eyes in its hands from Del Toro’s film Pan’s Labyrinth. The bottom of Meg Foster as Evil-Lyn in Masters of the Universe.
August 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Farewell, Terence Stamp. 😞

Incredible actor with an incredible resume across an incredible life.

One of the best things though? When someone thought it would insult me online when they said I looked like him when this was my profile pic … one of the best compliments I’ve ever had.

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Pensive and moody black & white photo of an intense-looking Kenneth Robert Marlo lit very dramatically causing a full shadow across one side of his face.
August 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Hey there, 1989 Dolph Lundgren Punisher!

You are nowhere streamable/rentable/buyable, which I learned recently after revisiting War Zone.

Then you showed up this week as a $6 DVD on eligible items to flip the things I need for a gig to same-day delivery.

You are the best $6 I’ve spent in ages...
A DVD copy of the best $6 the person holding it has spent, possibly ever. It is Dolph Lundgren in The Punisher (1989).
August 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM