When Trump dies I WILL attend any and all celebratory parades, just not a ceremony honoring him.
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When Trump dies I WILL attend any and all celebratory parades, just not a ceremony honoring him.
All of the errors that the government made reminds me of 'Three Stooges Syndrome' from the Simpsons. Mr Burns has so many diseases that they get in each others way and cancel each other out so none of them actuall kills him.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
All of the errors that the government made reminds me of 'Three Stooges Syndrome' from the Simpsons. Mr Burns has so many diseases that they get in each others way and cancel each other out so none of them actuall kills him.
Looking for non-native plants?
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Looking for non-native plants?
The video cut off too soon and left off the part where he did a quick survey of the women in the class to see if anyone wanted to sleep with him.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The video cut off too soon and left off the part where he did a quick survey of the women in the class to see if anyone wanted to sleep with him.
The new information she mentioned in her press conference this morning that came to light; the Constitution.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The new information she mentioned in her press conference this morning that came to light; the Constitution.
Any grave markings will be defaced with this continually. I'm gonna see about making a banner for the inevitable parade(s).
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Any grave markings will be defaced with this continually. I'm gonna see about making a banner for the inevitable parade(s).
There is a German word, but Bluesky has a character limit.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
There is a German word, but Bluesky has a character limit.
Of course it's rigged. It's the Miss Universe pageant and yet someone from Earth wins EVERY year.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Of course it's rigged. It's the Miss Universe pageant and yet someone from Earth wins EVERY year.
Halligan's defense:
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Halligan's defense:
Working for Trump as a lawyer just turns into a way to speedrun losing your law license.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Working for Trump as a lawyer just turns into a way to speedrun losing your law license.
Its not like you need to know boolean operators etc.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Its not like you need to know boolean operators etc.
He looks like he’s about to throw up.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
He looks like he’s about to throw up.
Honestly, I think 'Republican' pretty much covers it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Honestly, I think 'Republican' pretty much covers it.
I swear there's a phrase that covers this, something about the color of cookwear.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I swear there's a phrase that covers this, something about the color of cookwear.
But where will he get pierogis?
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
But where will he get pierogis?
Waiting for Onion article "Mohammed bin Salman presents Trump with gold plated cleaver used by Saudi Intelligence."
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Waiting for Onion article "Mohammed bin Salman presents Trump with gold plated cleaver used by Saudi Intelligence."
"I did this shitty horrible thing, and if the federal government does this shitty horrible thing and pays me for it, will you accept that money to make up for the shitty horrible thing I did to you?"
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"I did this shitty horrible thing, and if the federal government does this shitty horrible thing and pays me for it, will you accept that money to make up for the shitty horrible thing I did to you?"
After "Woke up this morning" I immediately thought she was about to say 'got myself a gun."
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
After "Woke up this morning" I immediately thought she was about to say 'got myself a gun."
1) The original is just 10 years old 2) This remake looks like 80% animated.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
1) The original is just 10 years old 2) This remake looks like 80% animated.
I believe ‘Bubba Chugga’ is the preferred nomenclature.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I believe ‘Bubba Chugga’ is the preferred nomenclature.
Uh, Hugh Jackman is Austrian. /s
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Uh, Hugh Jackman is Austrian. /s
I will pay $5 to the first reporter to ask Bondi what she plans to do when she’s no longer the AG and doesn’t have a law license.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I will pay $5 to the first reporter to ask Bondi what she plans to do when she’s no longer the AG and doesn’t have a law license.
Operation Fragile Masculinity
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Operation Fragile Masculinity