Ooh! Are we playing the game, “What would you post if you need to indicate you are in need of help, without signaling your attacker?” Or are you actually telling us you are in need of help?? If it’s the latter, please blink once for “no” and twice for “yes”.

That’s because they are drones. #birdsarentreal

Took me a while to realize why I was misdialing SO many phone numbers. It was a moment of relief, immediately followed by confusion and rage.