kriswillcode
@kriswillcode.bsky.social
Work-from-home astronaut | 3D printer | Chicago
Replacing all my fine dishware with glass mustard cups. Also, weirdly precise net weight.
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Replacing all my fine dishware with glass mustard cups. Also, weirdly precise net weight.
Saw a similar one the other day: a line of beautiful old brick houses with a one story strip mall attached in front.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Saw a similar one the other day: a line of beautiful old brick houses with a one story strip mall attached in front.
You just know this next season is going to suck
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You just know this next season is going to suck
I love graffiti in Chicago
September 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love graffiti in Chicago
3D printed pizza 🍕
September 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
3D printed pizza 🍕
Because I know Python, but not data science, I plotted all of the winning Powerball numbers.
Don't actually bet off of this, but if you win, all I ask is for a small underground lair complex.
Don't actually bet off of this, but if you win, all I ask is for a small underground lair complex.
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Because I know Python, but not data science, I plotted all of the winning Powerball numbers.
Don't actually bet off of this, but if you win, all I ask is for a small underground lair complex.
Don't actually bet off of this, but if you win, all I ask is for a small underground lair complex.
Who's learning to code on top of an office building?
July 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Who's learning to code on top of an office building?
Nah, I want this car. It's like a tiny version of Bonnie and Clyde's car. It's parked in the hallway of a museum dedicated to ketchup and Mister Rogers. I bet the horn goes "owwoooogah"
July 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nah, I want this car. It's like a tiny version of Bonnie and Clyde's car. It's parked in the hallway of a museum dedicated to ketchup and Mister Rogers. I bet the horn goes "owwoooogah"
The museum notes for the radio; it's the second entry. Also, look at the entry above: Betty White and Daniel Tosh got hitched?
July 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The museum notes for the radio; it's the second entry. Also, look at the entry above: Betty White and Daniel Tosh got hitched?
Look at this tiny transistor radio!
It's slightly larger than a matchbox, but smaller than a credit card. The brand appears to be "Candle". Unfortunately the museum note has no other info.
It's slightly larger than a matchbox, but smaller than a credit card. The brand appears to be "Candle". Unfortunately the museum note has no other info.
July 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look at this tiny transistor radio!
It's slightly larger than a matchbox, but smaller than a credit card. The brand appears to be "Candle". Unfortunately the museum note has no other info.
It's slightly larger than a matchbox, but smaller than a credit card. The brand appears to be "Candle". Unfortunately the museum note has no other info.
Do you think the Bookserve guys were able to rent out Venice too?
July 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Do you think the Bookserve guys were able to rent out Venice too?
I have no idea what's going on in this diagram, but "the cloud in the diagram is a standard depiction of the Internet"
July 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have no idea what's going on in this diagram, but "the cloud in the diagram is a standard depiction of the Internet"
These "entry level" web programmer requirements are fantastic! If anyone out there knows JavaScript, Perl, and C++, I found you a junior dev role.
July 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
These "entry level" web programmer requirements are fantastic! If anyone out there knows JavaScript, Perl, and C++, I found you a junior dev role.
"SportsZone is one of the most popular sites on the net, averaging 7.5 million hits per day"
For comparison, Google does about 8.5 BILLION searches per day.
For comparison, Google does about 8.5 BILLION searches per day.
July 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"SportsZone is one of the most popular sites on the net, averaging 7.5 million hits per day"
For comparison, Google does about 8.5 BILLION searches per day.
For comparison, Google does about 8.5 BILLION searches per day.
A thread of some fun things from 1997's "Careers for Cybersurfers & Other Online Types"
July 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A thread of some fun things from 1997's "Careers for Cybersurfers & Other Online Types"
I'm using an Apple device and a Google controller to play on a Microsoft service. This is entirely cursed.
June 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm using an Apple device and a Google controller to play on a Microsoft service. This is entirely cursed.
I got a heart-shaped chicken nugget
June 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I got a heart-shaped chicken nugget
I turned myself into a board game piece!
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I turned myself into a board game piece!
Now this is how you name a hair salon!
June 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Now this is how you name a hair salon!
Does this mean they're bringing back Orbitz!?!
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Does this mean they're bringing back Orbitz!?!
I designed a 3D print-in-place phone stand, and it survived its first real-world test!
The angle was based on an airplane/seat tray viewing angle, but it can change based on how close the "arms" are positioned.
The angle was based on an airplane/seat tray viewing angle, but it can change based on how close the "arms" are positioned.
May 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I designed a 3D print-in-place phone stand, and it survived its first real-world test!
The angle was based on an airplane/seat tray viewing angle, but it can change based on how close the "arms" are positioned.
The angle was based on an airplane/seat tray viewing angle, but it can change based on how close the "arms" are positioned.
Check out the design of these salt and pepper shakers:
- They're stackable and snap together like Lego
- Each container has distinct sides, raised lettering, and unique colors
- They're reusable (sort of)
Put the holes and lettering on the same face, add a cap, and you have a portable spice rack!
- They're stackable and snap together like Lego
- Each container has distinct sides, raised lettering, and unique colors
- They're reusable (sort of)
Put the holes and lettering on the same face, add a cap, and you have a portable spice rack!
May 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Check out the design of these salt and pepper shakers:
- They're stackable and snap together like Lego
- Each container has distinct sides, raised lettering, and unique colors
- They're reusable (sort of)
Put the holes and lettering on the same face, add a cap, and you have a portable spice rack!
- They're stackable and snap together like Lego
- Each container has distinct sides, raised lettering, and unique colors
- They're reusable (sort of)
Put the holes and lettering on the same face, add a cap, and you have a portable spice rack!
Bob's Burgers ass architecture
May 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bob's Burgers ass architecture
Titanic ass architecture
May 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Titanic ass architecture
Krusty Krab ass architecture
May 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Krusty Krab ass architecture