Jinormous Kunt Rowling could have been remembered in history for being the first ever billionaire to lose that status because of how much she gave to charity.
Instead she turned into a spiteful mold hag who couldn't keep her fucking mouth shut.

They are the 'one true' snack/comfort food.

A properly toasted crumpet, slathered in butter, can do inexplicable wonders to the psyche.

I'm not suggesting that Warburtons should replace the Samaritans, but if I got a freshly toasted crumpet handed to me when I phoned them, things would be better 🤷‍♀️