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Beautifully Feral owns half a pyramid toooo 🏴‍☠️💜🦄
@kristybean18.bsky.social
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I may be landed gentry, but I'm thrilled to be granted entry!
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Aw I hope so! Would it be really sad if I printed this to go in the cat dad frame 😂
A screenshot of a text interchange. David Jenkins is replying to You Wrote Me A Lovely Postcard: maybe my favourite DJ fanart of all time With "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THIS WILL NOT STAND." I replied with" Oh my gosh this is literally so perfect" DJ replied "DELETE THIS DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT"
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Good post day 😍
Two postcards from the lovely postcard project. On the left is a line drawing of the Revenge, on the right is David Jenkins as a cat. Unfortunately the postie folded them in half, but I think they'll look fine in a frame.
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Come to see a pirate ship! Have a sudden urge to cut the sleeve off one of my biker jackets 😂
The Spanish galleon ship, the Andalucía, sitting at Albert docks on Liverpool
September 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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New #OFMD tattoo - his head is made of smoke!!
Medieval style tattoo of Blackbeard. He has 9 guns all over him & his head is made of smoke. He has really cute shoes!!
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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IT'S FINISHED! It's wonky & wobbly but I love it. Been washed, needs an iron. I think I'm going to get a round frame
A completed OFMD embroidery showing Stede dangling over the side of the boat. Roach & the Swede are on deck looking exasperated. It's all in long & short stitch with a single thread, apart from Stedes cuffs which are a textured stitch I made up as I went along. Same embroidery with my hand for scale A close up on Stede, Roach & the Swede Close up on Stede. His buttons are French knots with metallic thread so really sparkle.
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Been sunny all morning with rain on the way, currently very windy so the clouds are whizzing around!
Green trees at the bottom, dark clouds are threatening just above, with blue sky visible at the top!
September 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Yeah this is only the second time I've opened blue sky today, & it's super annoying... Is it going to stay until I do the thing?? I wish I could just switch the chat off 😩
The message icon with a notification that I can't access
September 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Haven't updated this in aaages - here's why! My sister loves Ghost so I decided to embroider this for her birthday in September. I wonder how many French knots are here. The eye is glow in the dark thread, the mask is metallic thread so really sparkles, the photo doesn't do it justice!
Papa V, I believe? From the band Ghost. He has skull makeup & a pewter coloured beaded mask, and a purple beaded bishops hat. An embroidery based on the previous image. The beaded mask is made of thousands of French knots. The hat needs to be beaded, then it's finished!
August 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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@thesearethekids.bsky.social it's here 😍😍
I'm so looking forward to this being my third in-progress embroidery project 😆
Lovingly packaged OFMD embroidery kit The embroidery kit including pattern, hoop & wrapped up threads
August 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Bad art you say? Me & my sister were entertaining ourselves on a long train journey recently, we played a game where we each doodled a character & the other had to guess who it is. The first is mine, the second is hers
Bad art doodles of OFMD characters Better art doodles of OFMD characters
August 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Taika looking cute for #TaikaTuesday 😍
Taika looking really cute
August 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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What's the general theory on the two cat flags? The one Frenchie makes is used to create a mannequin in the rowboat, & the second one is put on the mast at the end. Does Frenchie make them both, & that's why he says he sews like the wind?
#OFMD
Officer Hornberry holding up Frenchie's cat flag, it's licking it's paw. The three dummies in the rowboat. Frenchie's flag is on the right. The second cat flag, it's stretching out.
August 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I love this man
Taika, wearing a vest & drinking wine, pulling a face at the camera
August 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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@rebelsophie.bsky.social my teeny Ed & Stede arrived! They're always so, uh... busy
Teeny Ed & Stede in a bottle. Ed is upside down against the side of the bottle, while Stede is lying across him Teeny Ed & Stede in a bottle. They are lying side by side, head to toe Teeny Ed & Stede in a bottle. Stede is lying on his back while Ed is lying with his back to him, diagonally across him
August 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Good post day, thank you @gaywatson.bsky.social !! 😍
A print of Dad giving side eye
August 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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OK but why is this so accurate 😆
A cartoon of me with short blue hair, big glasses & cat ears Text reads: neurodivergent coded. You're the one weirdo character who's a weirdo in just the right way. You miss the social cues, you can't flirt, you like things purely on colour or texture. You fidget,you can't sit still, your house is either extremely dirty or very neat. Reddit hates you. Tumblr loves you.
July 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Ed reading a lovely letter
July 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Update for WIP Wednesday - doing the sky is boring! & it's wonky 🤷🏻‍♀️
Embroidery showing Stede dangling over the side of the ship. The sky is half done.
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Thanks everyone! This came up on my Facebook memories from 2 years ago, I asked for a goth pirate cake & was not disappointed 😍
A black birthday cake. It's frilly, has red sails, pirate flags & black tentacles sticking out!
July 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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It's my turn at the birthday balloons 🎈🎂🎉
A screenshot of my profile worth badly drawn balloons on it
July 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Buttons is sitting on the beach whittling a stick. There's a large speech bubble at the bottom.
July 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Update on my OFMD embroidery! I wasn't going to do the sky, but once I'd done the ship I thought I'd better had 😅
Close up of Stedes buttons as they are done with metallic thread 😍
Embroidery showing Stede dangling off the side of the ship. It's nearly complete apart from the sky, there is a small section of blue where I've started it. Close up of Stedes buttons - in this light they just 3D Another close up of Stedes buttons - in this light you can just about see them glittering
July 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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My little sister makes ghosts & has made some OFMD ones! They're so cool 😍
She's @WanderGhosts37 on Instagram if anyone is interested! Kristian also has a pair 😍
#OFMDshop
A set of 3 ghosts. The first has a lighthouse with the text "we need to be a lighthouse". The second has a seagull & says "Karl's the bird". The third is in the shape of a cat, has a cat painted on it & says "cats are terrifying, everyone knows that!" Welcome to wander ghosts! These ghosts are sculpted, hand painted and varnished in sunny Lancashire! They stand approximately 4 inches tall and are £16 each plus postage. Any designs are welcome so please follow my socials for ghosts available to adopt, and get in touch with any ideas you have! Kristian Nairn holding up two ghosts
July 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Calico Jack from Our Flag Means Death is sitting on the beach holding a bottle of booze. A white speech bubble is at the bottom of the pic.
July 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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This is great! & this pairing is perfect 👌😂
The top pic shows Rhys with his jet pack & roller skates from the accounting software adverts, the bottom pic shows Taika on the phone & in a shirt & tie, I think from flight of the conchords?
July 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM