Kristy Anne Cox
@kristyannecox.bsky.social
An SFF writer in Colorado!
Oh implausibly sexy emperor, you've tightened both military spending, and your pants.
We applaud you, sire, but your people demand *full* fiscal transparency.
Neck to navel.
Don't abdicate that throne, abs-dicate that shirt!
We applaud you, sire, but your people demand *full* fiscal transparency.
Neck to navel.
Don't abdicate that throne, abs-dicate that shirt!
April 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh implausibly sexy emperor, you've tightened both military spending, and your pants.
We applaud you, sire, but your people demand *full* fiscal transparency.
Neck to navel.
Don't abdicate that throne, abs-dicate that shirt!
We applaud you, sire, but your people demand *full* fiscal transparency.
Neck to navel.
Don't abdicate that throne, abs-dicate that shirt!
History tells us that to govern well, they gubernatorialllll their clothes off.
April 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
History tells us that to govern well, they gubernatorialllll their clothes off.
Why else did you get totally stacked, except to sign stacks of paper? In a state of partial undress!
Why else did you get totally cut, but to cut that budget? Buttons are expensive!
Why else did you become so regally ripped, if not to riplicate the achievements of your heroic predecessors?
Why else did you get totally cut, but to cut that budget? Buttons are expensive!
Why else did you become so regally ripped, if not to riplicate the achievements of your heroic predecessors?
April 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why else did you get totally stacked, except to sign stacks of paper? In a state of partial undress!
Why else did you get totally cut, but to cut that budget? Buttons are expensive!
Why else did you become so regally ripped, if not to riplicate the achievements of your heroic predecessors?
Why else did you get totally cut, but to cut that budget? Buttons are expensive!
Why else did you become so regally ripped, if not to riplicate the achievements of your heroic predecessors?
If you're a hot young monarch in possession of a six pack, buttons only impede affairs of state.
April 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you're a hot young monarch in possession of a six pack, buttons only impede affairs of state.
the bed lump is violent
January 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the bed lump is violent