Kristopher Karlus
@kristurbia.bsky.social
🔞 | A Carelessly Curated Collection of Chaos. | 🤬🖖🏻🏳️🌈
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?
I want Better Off Ted back, too. I still think of Veronica once a week, at least.
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I want Better Off Ted back, too. I still think of Veronica once a week, at least.
Hope y’all had a delicious #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay. We celebrate NCCCD all of August. And September. October, too. We just, like, are never not celebrating cookies.
August 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hope y’all had a delicious #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay. We celebrate NCCCD all of August. And September. October, too. We just, like, are never not celebrating cookies.
Last Thursday, me, The Hub and a bud caught the new Supes in IMAX. I was nervous, but it exceeded ALL my expectations. @jamesgunn.bsky.social did shit right. Gonna see it again this weekend, and I'm sure it's gonna be just as SUPER as the first time. #Superman2025
July 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Last Thursday, me, The Hub and a bud caught the new Supes in IMAX. I was nervous, but it exceeded ALL my expectations. @jamesgunn.bsky.social did shit right. Gonna see it again this weekend, and I'm sure it's gonna be just as SUPER as the first time. #Superman2025
Diva by Annie Lennox in 1992.
I had been gifted CDs here and there, but this was the first one I bought for myself, and still listen to that exact copy at least once or twice a month.
I had been gifted CDs here and there, but this was the first one I bought for myself, and still listen to that exact copy at least once or twice a month.
June 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Diva by Annie Lennox in 1992.
I had been gifted CDs here and there, but this was the first one I bought for myself, and still listen to that exact copy at least once or twice a month.
I had been gifted CDs here and there, but this was the first one I bought for myself, and still listen to that exact copy at least once or twice a month.
May all your hometowns be littered with “Fuck The Turd Reich” signs today, and every-fucking-day.
April 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
May all your hometowns be littered with “Fuck The Turd Reich” signs today, and every-fucking-day.
April 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Over the years, I’ve posted this on different sites, but it never felt more necessary than it does right here, right now.
Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.
If you are, you already know. 😏
Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.
If you are, you already know. 😏
February 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Over the years, I’ve posted this on different sites, but it never felt more necessary than it does right here, right now.
Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.
If you are, you already know. 😏
Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit.
If you are, you already know. 😏
Brought this queer home.
January 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Brought this queer home.
I learned that lesson after Esquire. 😍
January 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I learned that lesson after Esquire. 😍
Fuck knows I love having “bears” in my mouth.
January 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fuck knows I love having “bears” in my mouth.
Happy 30th, Star Trek: Voyager! Ya never got the love and respect you deserved, but you'll forever have my gratitude. 🖖
January 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Happy 30th, Star Trek: Voyager! Ya never got the love and respect you deserved, but you'll forever have my gratitude. 🖖
Had something similar with you at Zehnder’s.
January 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Had something similar with you at Zehnder’s.