My son uses 504 for accommodations for adhd

As I have said this is not my typical book. Do they often magic to um rearrange her guts to make more space? Is that a common thing? Send help.

Lol he's tried to eat her multiple times and somehow this is their first fight.

Orphius you petty king. I love it.

Awww I love the second mavka. He may be stupid (orphius said it, not me) but he's cute. (Remind I'm an audiobook girly so pardon any misspelled names)

This girl! Look I get you want "freedom" but women you live in a world where things want to eat you and you found yourself a guy who makes you cum nightly, and you never have to deal with people again! Give that man what he wants already! You are living the dream!

I was getting deeply concerned it was a duck dong situation when we were talking about spiraling around it, thankfully it's just a. Tentacles situation . Much less traumatic.

Side note and warning: careful when listening to this around others and with headphones. At this point I said "ohhh were dealing with a cloaka situation" out loud and caused others to choke around me.

ALRIGHT we've finally gotten to the dong reveal, a part I have been told is a highly anticipated point of a monster F'er book, and I get it. If you just wanted to bonk a regular dong bad dragon wouldn't exhist, am I right 😏

I know I'm not the target audience because there is far to much squishing and squelching and slimy sticky oily things happening and they haven't even gotten to the smexy part. Haha still enjoying myself in the same way I like a b horror movie. (This is a good thing for the book imo)

And to clarify I'm listening on audiobook so the narrator who doesn't seem to be on bluesky is killing it. Man has the VOICE of a monster and I am here for it haha.

I can't help but laugh that part of the appeal of the inuman monster is that he helps with the household chores. Like men have a 30 mile long list of wants and women are over here like 🤷🏻‍♀️ doesn't even gotta be human if he helps and is sweet. I'm here for it.