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kristoph.bsky.social
kristoph ✨
@kristoph.bsky.social
i’m totally normal i swear
i’m joe vibin
November 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
subscribing to a podcast patreon just so i can have my first and last name doxxed at the end of every episode
February 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
inventing a guy who knows how much disgusting HD porn is on the internet but still beats off to Better Homes & Gardens
February 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
life is so good i’m about hop on the sewer slide and unsubscribe myself
February 28, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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if i’m known for one thing on the entire internet, i want it to be letting every single person know that you can microwave spoons and nothing bad will happen i promise
October 31, 2023 at 4:18 AM
i’m going back in a minute i just need a hug
December 9, 2023 at 3:24 AM
i’m so excited to see my little sea monkey today 🫄🏻
November 17, 2023 at 12:52 PM
“you & me” what a crock
November 15, 2023 at 3:29 AM
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You may say I'm a gooner, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one. -John Lennon
November 11, 2023 at 1:42 AM
a guy literally came up to me in the fucking ER and asked if i was Lil Peep
November 4, 2023 at 5:52 AM
pussy so deep i can lose all my problems in it
November 4, 2023 at 12:03 AM
i went to the hospital bc i couldn’t breathe and that was keeping me awake and now i can breathe and i’m wide awake
November 3, 2023 at 9:10 AM
this week is really pushing my autism to it’s limits
November 3, 2023 at 12:29 AM
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hey does anyone on this website have depression??
November 1, 2023 at 2:25 AM
microblogging was a mistake
November 1, 2023 at 2:32 AM
if i’m known for one thing on the entire internet, i want it to be letting every single person know that you can microwave spoons and nothing bad will happen i promise
October 31, 2023 at 4:18 AM
i love the sounds you make when you’re asleep. i’m never alone when i can listen to you dream.
October 31, 2023 at 3:37 AM
wow i got the horny depression bad
October 25, 2023 at 1:08 AM
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flemish peasant, 1321: such a beautiful day out today, can’t wait to [checks notes] toile in the fields
October 17, 2023 at 1:54 PM
i see you everywhere
October 15, 2023 at 4:52 PM
i’m in a hell of my own creation
October 13, 2023 at 4:36 AM
my new favorite youtube channel
October 12, 2023 at 2:36 PM
i’m getting really into “thugging that shit out” lately
October 2, 2023 at 5:20 PM
September 25, 2023 at 10:46 AM
bsky need dms and drafts reskeet if u agree
September 1, 2023 at 12:42 AM