I haven’t been on here much but two days ago I saw a woman wearing a tee that said “GOD VERIFIED” and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it?? Verified for what??! VIP line into heaven? First pass at tickets to a future last supper? The ability to go back and edit your prayer later??

“For the partnership to stand, Kristin had to do what countless queer women had done before her: she had to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer with her girlfriend.” @kristinnoeline.bsky.social and @jennyowenyoungs.bsky.social on their shared love for a cult classic.

Thank. You.

Not even ONE PAGE in and I'm already crying - ON THE BUS - over "Slayers, Every One of Us," by @jennyowenyoungs.bsky.social @kristinnoeline.bsky.social
Dear gawd I'm a sap.
Preorder today!
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I regret to inform everyone that I’m watching an episode of 90210 and Kelly just ordered a veggie burger with COTTAGE CHEESE from the peach pit

Thinking about sending a $250 invoice to every extended family member of ours who voted red to cover the costs of our second parent adoption filings

*with the enthusiasm, conviction, and cadence of ~SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, BRO~*

He WROTE on the BULLETS!! He got a Starbucks beforehand and fled on a Citibike! He stuffed his bag with MONOPOLY MONEY, BRO!!!

to tell the age of a tree you count the rings in its trunk; to tell the age of a person you count the amount of tasks they must accomplish in the bathroom before they can go to sleep

How long do we think radio stations will say “playing the hits from the 80s, 90s, and today”?

How many decades can TODAY encompass?!

Just want to remind everyone that Jodie Comer as Villanelle is some of the best shit out there, godDAMNit

Please enjoy @kristinnoeline.bsky.social’s nephew, Clark, helping her prep for the season finale of eX-Files a few weeks ago…

N-O-E-L-I-N-E 🎶

This is Gus’ best circle to date, he’s been working on his form for years

Happy birthday to my best friend, @jennyowenyoungs.bsky.social who is exactly the same age as me today, because that’s how a best friend and a good friend work!!! 🥳

it seemed like the right season to bring back this tee design from 2016 — after the election that year I wrote these words on a scrap of t-shirt & pinned it to the back of my denim jacket.

I put up a limited batch for the first time in a long time 🌈

kristinnoeline.bigcartel.com

Hello I have a queer horror movie club and tonight we are watching The Blair Witch Project at 8pm Eastern, you should come:

Patreon.com/kristinnoeline

just found my ticket stub from Amtrak in 2009 in a book I am (re)reading on the same exact Amtrak line in 2023 👀 the circle of life, etc, etc

love when a note like this shows up on my to-do list. endlessly clear. perfectly doable.

Yesterday I lint rolled a piece of velvet cat art belonging to my wife before we hung it on our wall together, and that is the extremely gay behavior with which I would like to enter this social media platform.