I love that she still has that same mean mug!

His alternative is so much better to think about.

If I may say, I appreciated his hesitance to share too! I know it’s all him making noises, but I still believe in the magic of the audio. It’s like Santa. He’s real if you believe in the magic! 🎅🏼

Your school district offered you a hand wash by a bunch of men?! I should quit and work at your school! 😂

As the sugar mama here, I deem this new house an acceptable expense. 💰💰💰

I’m scrolling quickly as I eat breakfast. I saw this and thought it was from a dog account I follow and I was like “Wait a minute…I know that couch! I know that dog!” RIP Queen! 💔

You really are the king of alternative text descriptions…among other things!

If you ever get tired of this VA thing (please don’t), can I interest you in being my personal travel agent? All of your trips sound amazing and I want to travel to cool places and do cool things more!

Sexy👏pumpkin👏farmer👏
Show a big city girl that there’s more out there than the grind while you wear a flannel shirt and tight jeans

Why can’t the internet just leave you alone? You bring so much…ahem…joy to people! (But seriously, you are awesome and I hate that you have to deal with all this BS) 🖤

You do bad so well! 😈