Kristin
@kristinbobistin.bsky.social
Bro, idk. This is too much pressure.
I've been saying since the beginning of football season that the Chiefs are going to suffer karma for that Netflix special they did and the taunting billboards they placed in rival cities. I present to you, the karma.
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've been saying since the beginning of football season that the Chiefs are going to suffer karma for that Netflix special they did and the taunting billboards they placed in rival cities. I present to you, the karma.
Bought a pair of jeans at the thrift store that I thought would fit me big and baggy like the girlies are wearing aaaaannnnnnddddd they are too small. Jeans are the worst.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Bought a pair of jeans at the thrift store that I thought would fit me big and baggy like the girlies are wearing aaaaannnnnnddddd they are too small. Jeans are the worst.
Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid was an incredible read. You should read it.
October 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid was an incredible read. You should read it.
I have done something during my life to anger the plumbing gods.
August 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I have done something during my life to anger the plumbing gods.
I am in my house in sweats in AUGUST. This is unacceptable.
August 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I am in my house in sweats in AUGUST. This is unacceptable.
I know I'm getting old because I vibe with the grocery store music.
August 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know I'm getting old because I vibe with the grocery store music.
A small joy in my life is seeing large men walking tiny dogs.
August 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A small joy in my life is seeing large men walking tiny dogs.
I don't think I'm ever flying again. My children are also not allowed on airplanes.
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I don't think I'm ever flying again. My children are also not allowed on airplanes.
I hate that I have the ability to google any thought or question that pops into my head.
June 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I hate that I have the ability to google any thought or question that pops into my head.
People have fully lost their minds on Facebook marketplace. The prices people want for their used shit is astonishing.
May 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
People have fully lost their minds on Facebook marketplace. The prices people want for their used shit is astonishing.
I never realized how often I bend over to pick stuff up until I'm old and bursting pregnant.
May 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I never realized how often I bend over to pick stuff up until I'm old and bursting pregnant.
Not a Catholic (or a Christian), but I love a Conclave.
May 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Not a Catholic (or a Christian), but I love a Conclave.
I ordered something on eBay and it was delivered by Amazon!!! I'm so confused and angry. I'm actively trying to avoid Amazon.
May 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I ordered something on eBay and it was delivered by Amazon!!! I'm so confused and angry. I'm actively trying to avoid Amazon.
If lizard people are real, I am one. You will find me lying on a rock in the sun for the foreseeable future.
April 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If lizard people are real, I am one. You will find me lying on a rock in the sun for the foreseeable future.
We've had Amazon prime since law school and it finally ended today (we canceled it months ago but it doesn't end until the end of your annual subscription). Feels good. Also happy first day of spring. 🌷
March 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
We've had Amazon prime since law school and it finally ended today (we canceled it months ago but it doesn't end until the end of your annual subscription). Feels good. Also happy first day of spring. 🌷
I mean this with my whole chest, fuck January and February. I cannot keep doing this winter bullshit.
February 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I mean this with my whole chest, fuck January and February. I cannot keep doing this winter bullshit.
My Superbowl consolation prize is that someone left a big box of cosmic brownies at my house.
February 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My Superbowl consolation prize is that someone left a big box of cosmic brownies at my house.
I worked in MO state government for 11 years. Every Governor transition was hard and working in government in a red state got harder each year. I used to wish I worked for the federal government for more stability, but these last few weeks make me thankful I didn't make the switch. Christ!
February 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I worked in MO state government for 11 years. Every Governor transition was hard and working in government in a red state got harder each year. I used to wish I worked for the federal government for more stability, but these last few weeks make me thankful I didn't make the switch. Christ!
Is it just me, or does quiche always take much longer in the oven than the recipe says?
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Is it just me, or does quiche always take much longer in the oven than the recipe says?
Going back for a second handful of chocolate chips to keep chasing that dopamine high.
January 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Going back for a second handful of chocolate chips to keep chasing that dopamine high.
I can't believe I live in a country that bans social media apps.
January 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I can't believe I live in a country that bans social media apps.
If anyone ever tells you that you should put up wallpaper, they are an op and you should cut them out of your life entirely. They don't care about you and don't have your best interests at heart.
December 30, 2024 at 9:30 PM
If anyone ever tells you that you should put up wallpaper, they are an op and you should cut them out of your life entirely. They don't care about you and don't have your best interests at heart.
I love Queer Eye and want to support this show, but I cannot cry like this episode after episode.
December 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I love Queer Eye and want to support this show, but I cannot cry like this episode after episode.
If you have led headlights you are objectively a bad person.
December 17, 2024 at 11:44 PM
If you have led headlights you are objectively a bad person.
Do you think the Chiefs will ever do anything to improve the offensive line? Or will they just keep playing fast and loose with Patty's health?
December 9, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Do you think the Chiefs will ever do anything to improve the offensive line? Or will they just keep playing fast and loose with Patty's health?