Kristina Catherine
@kristina-catherine.bsky.social
Mom, but like a cool mom, unapologetically woke (empathetic, it means empathetic), witch. ✨The horrors persist, but so do I✨ Mbjr aybtw, mbjr chujl, mbjr tbzr. Ibyu pu olss, fvb Uhgpz.
What are you lookin’ at ya creep? 🤨😉
April 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What are you lookin’ at ya creep? 🤨😉
It’s so fucking beautiful outside 😍😍😍
April 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s so fucking beautiful outside 😍😍😍
I was sad, so I bought pretty things😝
April 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was sad, so I bought pretty things😝
Fuck a witch, but don’t fuck WITH a witch. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
March 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fuck a witch, but don’t fuck WITH a witch. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
🎶I did something super embarrassing🫣 My voice meshes so well with Addie and Audra’s that sometimes you can’t distinguish my vocals from the song, but I’m going to take that as a compliment. This is my new favorite song to sing EVER. Bruno Mars’ version is 🔥, but Halocene and First to Eleven 🫠🤘🏻
February 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🎶I did something super embarrassing🫣 My voice meshes so well with Addie and Audra’s that sometimes you can’t distinguish my vocals from the song, but I’m going to take that as a compliment. This is my new favorite song to sing EVER. Bruno Mars’ version is 🔥, but Halocene and First to Eleven 🫠🤘🏻
I have officially lost 80 freaking pounds. Eighty. Pounds. That’s my two children’s weights combined. Lifting them together, I have no idea how I walked around with that.
February 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have officially lost 80 freaking pounds. Eighty. Pounds. That’s my two children’s weights combined. Lifting them together, I have no idea how I walked around with that.
I really liked the booing of Trump, but my favorite part of the Super Bowl so far:
“The revolution bout to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy” and “Hey Drake”-Kendrick Lamar 😂💀🫠 I think I’m in love.
Oh, and SAMUEL L JACKSON, and that smile on Kendrick’s face. Go Eagles!
“The revolution bout to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy” and “Hey Drake”-Kendrick Lamar 😂💀🫠 I think I’m in love.
Oh, and SAMUEL L JACKSON, and that smile on Kendrick’s face. Go Eagles!
February 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I really liked the booing of Trump, but my favorite part of the Super Bowl so far:
“The revolution bout to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy” and “Hey Drake”-Kendrick Lamar 😂💀🫠 I think I’m in love.
Oh, and SAMUEL L JACKSON, and that smile on Kendrick’s face. Go Eagles!
“The revolution bout to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy” and “Hey Drake”-Kendrick Lamar 😂💀🫠 I think I’m in love.
Oh, and SAMUEL L JACKSON, and that smile on Kendrick’s face. Go Eagles!
Since it’s too long to fit in a bluesky post, I had to type it up on fb, barf, take a screenshot, and then scurry away. We are in danger. This is a coup. 1923 Germany ringing a bell? Let’s hope it ends the same way, with prison, except we DON’T ALLOW HIM TO COME INTO POWER 10 YEARS LATER!
February 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Since it’s too long to fit in a bluesky post, I had to type it up on fb, barf, take a screenshot, and then scurry away. We are in danger. This is a coup. 1923 Germany ringing a bell? Let’s hope it ends the same way, with prison, except we DON’T ALLOW HIM TO COME INTO POWER 10 YEARS LATER!