Kristie Martin
@kristiemar10.bsky.social
Mostly a lurker, hoping to fill the void of my carefully curated lists from the halcyon days of Twitter.
For those of us whose prefrontal cortex never cooperated in the first place (thank you, ADHD), who were incompletely socialized to gender norms, or who are otherwise incapable of deftly people-pleasing — and who paid the social costs our entire lives — it's interesting that this is a thing.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
For those of us whose prefrontal cortex never cooperated in the first place (thank you, ADHD), who were incompletely socialized to gender norms, or who are otherwise incapable of deftly people-pleasing — and who paid the social costs our entire lives — it's interesting that this is a thing.
Take food as a basic example.
The reason our regional cuisines are so damned good is precisely because we never fully assimilate immigrants. Rather, we diffuse elements of each between cultures.
The reason our regional cuisines are so damned good is precisely because we never fully assimilate immigrants. Rather, we diffuse elements of each between cultures.
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Take food as a basic example.
The reason our regional cuisines are so damned good is precisely because we never fully assimilate immigrants. Rather, we diffuse elements of each between cultures.
The reason our regional cuisines are so damned good is precisely because we never fully assimilate immigrants. Rather, we diffuse elements of each between cultures.
Awful.
They were sent there unnecessarily by my POS governor simply for his own MAGA brownie points. He left that part out of his condolences.
They were sent there unnecessarily by my POS governor simply for his own MAGA brownie points. He left that part out of his condolences.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Awful.
They were sent there unnecessarily by my POS governor simply for his own MAGA brownie points. He left that part out of his condolences.
They were sent there unnecessarily by my POS governor simply for his own MAGA brownie points. He left that part out of his condolences.
Because, you know, states' rights are paramount..... just as long as they're convenient to the regime's schemes.
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Because, you know, states' rights are paramount..... just as long as they're convenient to the regime's schemes.
Nearly the exact thought that came to my mind.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Nearly the exact thought that came to my mind.
I'm trying not to feel destructively ragey while reading and listening to their tortured rationalizations this morning.
It ain't workin'.
It ain't workin'.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm trying not to feel destructively ragey while reading and listening to their tortured rationalizations this morning.
It ain't workin'.
It ain't workin'.
Ugh. He's banking too much on the midterms.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ugh. He's banking too much on the midterms.
My inner optimist wants to believe the reports are coming from the Republicans.
My more pessimistic, realist side says "ready the f'n guillotines."
My more pessimistic, realist side says "ready the f'n guillotines."
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My inner optimist wants to believe the reports are coming from the Republicans.
My more pessimistic, realist side says "ready the f'n guillotines."
My more pessimistic, realist side says "ready the f'n guillotines."
If — as a Democratic member of Congress — you can pretend these Republicans are even the slightest bit trustworthy, you need to formally switch parties and join the Treasonweasel Caucus where you belong.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If — as a Democratic member of Congress — you can pretend these Republicans are even the slightest bit trustworthy, you need to formally switch parties and join the Treasonweasel Caucus where you belong.
Grandpa's off his meds again.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Grandpa's off his meds again.
Epic level Cope.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Epic level Cope.
That's also a solid "fuck you, Ukraine."
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
That's also a solid "fuck you, Ukraine."
This may become my new mantra.
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This may become my new mantra.
What—if not this—constitutes an impeachable offense in our shared dystopian nightmare?
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What—if not this—constitutes an impeachable offense in our shared dystopian nightmare?
President Dumbf*ck can't decide which he wants to be most: a mobster, an emporer, or a Mean Girl.
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
President Dumbf*ck can't decide which he wants to be most: a mobster, an emporer, or a Mean Girl.
They just lie and say every horrid outcome they create is the fault of Democrats.
My disgusting, morally bankrupt WV Senators gaslight as easy as they breathe. And they know exactly how catastrophic this bullshit bill will be to our state in particular.
My disgusting, morally bankrupt WV Senators gaslight as easy as they breathe. And they know exactly how catastrophic this bullshit bill will be to our state in particular.
July 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
They just lie and say every horrid outcome they create is the fault of Democrats.
My disgusting, morally bankrupt WV Senators gaslight as easy as they breathe. And they know exactly how catastrophic this bullshit bill will be to our state in particular.
My disgusting, morally bankrupt WV Senators gaslight as easy as they breathe. And they know exactly how catastrophic this bullshit bill will be to our state in particular.
The little shit's real agency photo looks like a Saturday Night Live parody of Rob Schneider acting as Dwayne Johnson.
June 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The little shit's real agency photo looks like a Saturday Night Live parody of Rob Schneider acting as Dwayne Johnson.
Corruption begets more corruption.
June 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Corruption begets more corruption.
Guarantee that dipshit thinks "stealth" means they're invisible like Wonder Woman's jet.
June 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Guarantee that dipshit thinks "stealth" means they're invisible like Wonder Woman's jet.