Kristie B
@kristiekrab.bsky.social
5 neurodiverse raccoons in a trenchcoat
A homeless man bummed a cigarette from me at work last night and asked me if anyone had ever told me I looked like Velma. Before this hair cut I looked like Louise Belcher. When it was short I looked like Theodore from The Chipmunks........
Apparently my esthetic is "Cartoon Network"
Apparently my esthetic is "Cartoon Network"
March 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A homeless man bummed a cigarette from me at work last night and asked me if anyone had ever told me I looked like Velma. Before this hair cut I looked like Louise Belcher. When it was short I looked like Theodore from The Chipmunks........
Apparently my esthetic is "Cartoon Network"
Apparently my esthetic is "Cartoon Network"
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Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in Berkeley for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. Fuze claimed they were paid protesters and he went there to show his support for Musk and DOGE.
March 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in Berkeley for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. Fuze claimed they were paid protesters and he went there to show his support for Musk and DOGE.
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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
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i guess the good news is donald Trump isn't the president and the bad news is elon musk is and he's worse
February 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i guess the good news is donald Trump isn't the president and the bad news is elon musk is and he's worse
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Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody
February 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody
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I smell sex and heart candy
February 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I smell sex and heart candy
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If we're gonna change the name at least make it something cool like gulf of alternative rock
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If we're gonna change the name at least make it something cool like gulf of alternative rock
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Every little bit helps
A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
February 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Every little bit helps
