Kristian
@kristianswelch.bsky.social
“unless you’re served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips” - Karen Walker, 2000 • he/him • Manchester, UK
wish I had a male friend that I could lay on top of today, but I only need him for today, then he can go away
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
wish I had a male friend that I could lay on top of today, but I only need him for today, then he can go away
Apparently being turning 28 means I don’t get a hangover the day after
Also I was so emotional yday, today I need to be silenced
Also I was so emotional yday, today I need to be silenced
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Apparently being turning 28 means I don’t get a hangover the day after
Also I was so emotional yday, today I need to be silenced
Also I was so emotional yday, today I need to be silenced
the post bday weekend comedown is real, good job it’s my birthday tomorrow to bring me back up
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the post bday weekend comedown is real, good job it’s my birthday tomorrow to bring me back up
the boy I’m most in love with after this weekend x
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
the boy I’m most in love with after this weekend x
I have the hots for so many people atm, but first and foremost, myself after this weekend x
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I have the hots for so many people atm, but first and foremost, myself after this weekend x
Need someone to bring the gym to me, I have 0 energy
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Need someone to bring the gym to me, I have 0 energy
Wish I had taken today off work as well, a longer weekend would have been nice
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Wish I had taken today off work as well, a longer weekend would have been nice
Sad my bday celebrations are over (almost)
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sad my bday celebrations are over (almost)
Need attention, I’m hungover
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Need attention, I’m hungover
I’m never hosting my birthday again ! I’m too stressed and I’m not even the one hosting it
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I’m never hosting my birthday again ! I’m too stressed and I’m not even the one hosting it
Just got ID’d and I don’t have my ID, I meant it felt good considering I’m 28 in 3 days but still, I needed today to be a time where they look at me as old x
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Just got ID’d and I don’t have my ID, I meant it felt good considering I’m 28 in 3 days but still, I needed today to be a time where they look at me as old x
There aren’t enough hours in today for me to do everything I need so I simply won’t do them
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
There aren’t enough hours in today for me to do everything I need so I simply won’t do them
I’m jealous of everyone seeing Wicked today/this weekend but I’m excited to watch it on my bday next week, I’m gonna do my best to avoid anything and everything
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I’m jealous of everyone seeing Wicked today/this weekend but I’m excited to watch it on my bday next week, I’m gonna do my best to avoid anything and everything
I’m not made to share a bed
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m not made to share a bed
Pov: you’re my laptop and I’m waiting to log off so I can get my superpowers restored and also have a pint
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Pov: you’re my laptop and I’m waiting to log off so I can get my superpowers restored and also have a pint
Just got called out by the nurse for not drinking enough water
Apparently you can tell when trying to get blood ! You learn something new every day
Apparently you can tell when trying to get blood ! You learn something new every day
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just got called out by the nurse for not drinking enough water
Apparently you can tell when trying to get blood ! You learn something new every day
Apparently you can tell when trying to get blood ! You learn something new every day
Rhinestones have gone out the window, which means today is going to be powerful
finally last working day of the week, and a haircut
Today feels powerful, it’s over for everyone (until I start to hot glue rhinestones again)
Today feels powerful, it’s over for everyone (until I start to hot glue rhinestones again)
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Rhinestones have gone out the window, which means today is going to be powerful
finally last working day of the week, and a haircut
Today feels powerful, it’s over for everyone (until I start to hot glue rhinestones again)
Today feels powerful, it’s over for everyone (until I start to hot glue rhinestones again)
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
finally last working day of the week, and a haircut
Today feels powerful, it’s over for everyone (until I start to hot glue rhinestones again)
Today feels powerful, it’s over for everyone (until I start to hot glue rhinestones again)
nobody talk to me about rhinestones
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
nobody talk to me about rhinestones
Not going well birthday cancelled
rhinestones delivered today, and I’ve never used a hot glue gun in my life
probably gonna go wrong
probably gonna go wrong
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Not going well birthday cancelled
rhinestones delivered today, and I’ve never used a hot glue gun in my life
probably gonna go wrong
probably gonna go wrong
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
rhinestones delivered today, and I’ve never used a hot glue gun in my life
probably gonna go wrong
probably gonna go wrong
It’s too cold in a morning to do anything but stay in bed
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It’s too cold in a morning to do anything but stay in bed
full bday outfit acquired, so when I turn up overdressed to my own bday party, no one say a word
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
full bday outfit acquired, so when I turn up overdressed to my own bday party, no one say a word
Woke up feeling a lil confident, enjoy it, I have one week until my bday and I’m hoping I’m gonna feel more confident 😌
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Woke up feeling a lil confident, enjoy it, I have one week until my bday and I’m hoping I’m gonna feel more confident 😌
My new name is Crise according to my Starbucks
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
My new name is Crise according to my Starbucks