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Blasphekris
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Husband
Sewer Worker
Pet Dad
PBR
Riffs and Blastbeats
I get to see Belphegor in February, 3 and a half hour road trip, but it's so fucking worth it
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Happy Birthday My Angel Of Music
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
New PA, new tattoo, new J Holder
August 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I had on my Woods station yesterday, and ended up finding this band called The Foreshadowing. It's been so long since I got hooked on a new band by a single song
August 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Rest in peace you beautiful crazy bastard
July 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have a vibrating hat
May 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In approximately 4 1/2 hours I'll be watching AC/DC live. Holy shit
April 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
April 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's cut off shirts, and camo shorts weather fucking FINALLY
April 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He chomp
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Might be booking our first show of the year as a tribute.

Hell. Fucking. Yeah.
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I fucked up the back, and am in the process of redoing it. She's here to make sure I don't mess up again
April 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Your attention please
April 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Deliverance
Why've you ever forgotten me?
April 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"I can't look at Bobby Hill without thinking of your tramp stamp"

Honestly, best compliment of the day
March 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wasn't ready for this to drop today
March 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm very happy with how this is coming along
March 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You wouldn't believe they fight all the time
March 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Happy Cradle of Filth release day to all those celebrating
March 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I'm getting buttfucked by snow, and high winds

But I have Rotting Christ to keep me company
March 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Chug Chug Unga Bunga
March 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Progress

Backpatch should be arriving within a week
March 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My wife made banana bread, and I am very high.

So I have become banana bread.
March 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It's a start
March 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Getting emotional over a deathcore band sounds fucking crazy, but listening to this album just knowing how much you would have loved it fucking sucks
March 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM