Krister Johnson
@kristerjohnson.bsky.social
Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period
Knicks fans to heading to the bar after the game
May 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Knicks fans to heading to the bar after the game
Pete Hegseth in high school
March 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Pete Hegseth in high school
The Trump administration accidentally texted me its GWAR plans
March 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Trump administration accidentally texted me its GWAR plans
Pretty sure I know what Trump's plan is
March 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pretty sure I know what Trump's plan is
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
March 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
“A second Shane Gillis SNL monologue has hit New York City”
March 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“A second Shane Gillis SNL monologue has hit New York City”
Sorry but Grok 3 is actually amazing
February 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sorry but Grok 3 is actually amazing
Gavin Newsom will never be President because no matter what he says or does, his eyes say “I’m going to fuck your wife.”
January 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Gavin Newsom will never be President because no matter what he says or does, his eyes say “I’m going to fuck your wife.”
They got Homer running the alert system
January 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They got Homer running the alert system
There are a lot of wild rumors flying around today in LA so please try to make sure the information you’re sharing is true and accurate
January 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There are a lot of wild rumors flying around today in LA so please try to make sure the information you’re sharing is true and accurate
“We need our restaurant sign evoke an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience.”
“How about 9/11?”
“How about 9/11?”
December 30, 2024 at 1:42 AM
“We need our restaurant sign evoke an unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime experience.”
“How about 9/11?”
“How about 9/11?”
Someone has been diligently trying to hack into my Facebook and honestly I’m rooting for them
December 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Someone has been diligently trying to hack into my Facebook and honestly I’m rooting for them
Ok yes, sure, not a fan of vigilante murder. But we need to start seriously considering how many people died because of what Brian Thompson did, and how many lives may now be saved because of what Luigi Mangione did
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Ok yes, sure, not a fan of vigilante murder. But we need to start seriously considering how many people died because of what Brian Thompson did, and how many lives may now be saved because of what Luigi Mangione did
You’re really burying the lede
December 9, 2024 at 4:21 PM
You’re really burying the lede
Some personal news:
November 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Some personal news:
Read all 7 in the series more times than I can count. The first books that absolutely transported me.
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Read all 7 in the series more times than I can count. The first books that absolutely transported me.
There is no more dangerous job than being the world's oldest person
November 26, 2024 at 6:32 PM
There is no more dangerous job than being the world's oldest person
Matt Gaetz:
[scuffing dirt, muttering under breath]
Whatever, she’s too old for me anyway.
[scuffing dirt, muttering under breath]
Whatever, she’s too old for me anyway.
November 22, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Matt Gaetz:
[scuffing dirt, muttering under breath]
Whatever, she’s too old for me anyway.
[scuffing dirt, muttering under breath]
Whatever, she’s too old for me anyway.
Not often there’s an LOL in the middle of a disturbing allegation of rape but here we are www.mediaite.com/politics/new...
November 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Not often there’s an LOL in the middle of a disturbing allegation of rape but here we are www.mediaite.com/politics/new...
We've still got some growing up to do
November 19, 2024 at 4:37 PM
We've still got some growing up to do
